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@lemondrop said
unfair fights are for winners
that would be correct

Have you always needed help in your fights lemon?

-VR

@very-rusty said
Have you always needed help in your fights lemon?

-VR

when ever I was over matched

@lemondrop said
when ever I was over matched

You should have learned how to defend yourself as a teenager, seriously.

-VR

@very-rusty said
You should have learned how to defend yourself as a teenager, seriously.

-VR

what better way to defend yourself than to have others fight for you
only an idiot would enter a fight overmatched

@lemondrop said
what better way to defend yourself than to have others fight for you
only an idiot would enter a fight overmatched

Only an idiot wouldn't learn how to defend himself/herself.

I know many women in martial arts and a few that boxed, one of the women use to spar with me boxing she was pretty good for any sex not because she was a woman.

-VR

@very-rusty said
Only an idiot wouldn't learn how to defend himself/herself.

I know many women in martial arts and a few that boxed, one of the women use to spar with me boxing she was pretty good for any sex not because she was a woman.

-VR

only an idiot would not understand that there is more than one way to win a fight
if I were to face a black belt I might need a couple of extra hands

@lemondrop said
she would have me
I may have to fight big stees
would you be willing to help?

Let me allay your fears Lemonman. torunn and I have been friends for quite a while and I am happily "attached". Should you two "get together" I ask only that you both continue on here at the Tavern as she, as well as you, on occasion are integral parts of the place. BTW I have a black belt as well as a brown one, both made of the finest leather money can buy. I am currently considering getting a pink one...no not for my "attached one", for me. It would match my pink suspenders and bow tie.

@great-big-stees said
Let me allay your fears Lemonman. torunn and I have been friends for quite a while and I am happily "attached". Should you two "get together" I ask only that you both continue on here at the Tavern as she, as well as you, on occasion are integral parts of the place. BTW I have a black belt as well as a brown one, both made of the finest leather money can buy. I am c ...[text shortened]... ng a pink one...no not for my "attached one", for me. It would match my pink suspenders and bow tie.

Now there is a good one for the Joke thread! 😉

-VR

@great-big-stees said
Let me allay your fears Lemonman. torunn and I have been friends for quite a while and I am happily "attached". Should you two "get together" I ask only that you both continue on here at the Tavern as she, as well as you, on occasion are integral parts of the place. BTW I have a black belt as well as a brown one, both made of the finest leather money can buy. I am c ...[text shortened]... ng a pink one...no not for my "attached one", for me. It would match my pink suspenders and bow tie.

on second thought
I don't want to ruin her life
a smile and a wink when she brings my drink
would make for a nice day
you wear suspenders?
I've always wanted to ask why a man would wear them

@very-rusty said
Now there is a good one for the Joke thread! 😉

-VR

My dear VR it was not a joke. 😲

@very-rusty said
Unfair fights are for losers would be correct! 😉

-VR

That's as may be, but you leave yourself open, someone's going to stick the knife in. They don't play by Queensberry rules on the street.

@lemondrop said
on second thought
I don't want to ruin her life
a smile and a wink when she brings my drink
would make for a nice day
you wear suspenders?
I've always wanted to ask why a man would wear them

Well whatever happens happens but please do continue to "hang" around. Now as for the suspenders...I don them only on special occasions, like when I have trouble finding a belt and am in a hurry. They kinda work to hold up the trousers but if the truth be known I think they are more for "show" than really useful for their perceived "job".

@suzianne said
That's as may be, but you leave yourself open, someone's going to stick the knife in. They don't play by Queensberry rules on the street.

Where do think the tavern brawl wound up Suzie Q. I had a baseball bat broke over the back of my neck, dropped me to my knees. I got up and the guy dropped the bat which I saw later was cracked and ran. Anyone can get a knife in their back Suzie Q, even you as good as you think you are. Someone pulls a gun you do what ever they tell you to do, as no one is faster than a speeding bullet.

-VR

@great-big-stees said
Well whatever happens happens but please do continue to "hang" around. Now as for the suspenders...I don them only on special occasions, like when I have trouble finding a belt and am in a hurry. They kinda work to hold up the trousers but if the truth be known I think they are more for "show" than really useful for their perceived "job".

They (suspenders) have been around forever. I believe men used them in years past because they got to fat around the mid-section. Now they are worn for different reasons and as you said on special occasions mainly by older men. I don't own a pair myself.

-VR

@great-big-stees said
My dear VR it was not a joke. 😲

Of course it was a joke about the black belt and brown belt and pink one you're thinking about getting.....LOL....

Part about your wife I assume is true!

-VR