The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Sir, you are not the karate kid.

Don't quit your day job as you'd never make it as a comedian. 😛 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Due to a bartender error, Relentless Red is served a double sweet sherry.

You THINK that was by mistake! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Don't quit your day job as you'd never make it as a comedian. 😛 😉

-VR

"Wax on, wax off."

@ghost-of-a-duke said
"Wax on, wax off."

You do understand that was fictional, perhaps a lot like your own life?

https://www.shmoop.com/quotes/wax-on-wax-off.html

-VR

@very-rusty said
You do understand that was fictional, perhaps a lot like your own life?

-VR

Ah, we're crossing over into the Matrix?

"I’m trying to free your mind Neo, but I can only show you the door. You're the one who has to walk through it."

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ah, we're crossing over into the Matrix?

"I’m trying to free your mind Neo, but I can only show you the door. You're the one who has to walk through it."

Stop the crap goad! You sound like a recording after awhile is this all pre-typed? 😛 😉

-VR

@great-big-stees said
Well good news for those among us who enjoy a "good" scotch. I have arranged to buy, well the benefactor will pay of course, a bottle of Black Bowmore DB5 for a paltry $85,000 plus a 20 cent deposit as is customary at the LCBO. To make sure that it really is worth the money, I will be the first to "test" it.

And who gets to kiss you right after? That's as close to it as we'll get 😆

@earl-of-trumps said
And who gets to kiss you right after? That's as close to it as we'll get 😆

I would love a glass of liqueur, preferably sloeberry, if that can be arranged.

@torunn said
I would love a glass of liqueur, preferably sloeberry, if that can be arranged.

I was going to say the service is very poor here, but you will probably get served fast, they are pretty bias in here.

-VR

@very-rusty said
I was going to say the service is very poor here, but you will probably get served fast, they are pretty bias in here.

-VR

Maybe. My parents used to make sloeberry liqueur, it seemed quite easy. The berries need a night's frost before using them, for some reason. The freezer is ok too.

@torunn said
Maybe. My parents used to make sloeberry liqueur, it seemed quite easy. The berries need a night's frost before using them, for some reason. The freezer is ok too.

No, I am talking about actually getting served. Some have to wait while others are served even before other customers who were here before they came through the door. I call that Bias!

-VR

@very-rusty said
No, I am talking about actually getting served. Some have to wait while others are served even before other customers who were here before they came through the door. I call that Bias!

-VR

I didn't know you waiting to be served. What would you like to have?

@torunn said
I didn't know you waiting to be served. What would you like to have?

I think he wants a saltpeter

@lemondrop said
I think he wants a saltpeter

With a sardine chaser.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
With a sardine chaser.

A dolphin is a sardine chaser.

Edit: I learned they don't serve dolphins here. Something about a dress code??