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@lemondrop said
I'll have to read the thread
maybe it was an area where he was going to build his dream house and settle down with his beautiful wife
or maybe his burial plot
so you think it was a sad ending?
It was the back 40 acres where I planned to build my “private” golf course.

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Gotta go again. The architect is here to show me the new layout of my private course. torunn, could you please bring us a couple dozen raw oysters on the half shell and two Schooner beers? We’ll be in the library.

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@great-big-stees said
Gotta go again. The architect is here to show me the new layout of my private course. torunn, could you please bring us a couple dozen raw oysters on the half shell and two Schooner beers? We’ll be in the library.
I'll happily bring the beer for you. The sign in the library says "We are happy to serve oysters but not in this room." Can you have them in the bar if I fix you a big enough table?

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@torunn said
I'll happily bring the beer for you. The sign in the library says "We are happy to serve oysters but not in this room." Can you have them in the bar if I fix you a big enough table?
Just make sure the oysters have proper ID before serving them

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@earl-of-trumps said
Just make sure the oysters have proper ID before serving them
You should be able to tell the oysters that are over 18 years from the moment they enter the bar. Just have air freshener ready. 😁

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@relentless-red said
You should be able to tell the oysters that are over 18 years from the moment they enter the bar. Just have air freshener ready. 😁
When they, the oysters, "open up" if there is a pearl seen then they are old enough to enter. Yes the bar will be fine. I didn't see the sign in the library...must be something new.

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@great-big-stees said
When they, the oysters, "open up" if there is a pearl seen then they are old enough to enter. Yes the bar will be fine. I didn't see the sign in the library...must be something new.
Surely you're not hoping they'll cast their pearls amongst the bar staff?

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@relentless-red said
Surely you're not hoping they'll cast their pearls amongst the bar staff?
Only the ones that involve wisdom.

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@great-big-stees said
Only the ones that involve wisdom.
In that case make sure all the staff get them first! 😛 🙂

-VR

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@great-big-stees said
When they, the oysters, "open up" if there is a pearl seen then they are old enough to enter. Yes the bar will be fine. I didn't see the sign in the library...must be something new.
Quite new, I put it up today. 🙂

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@great-big-stees said
When they, the oysters, "open up" if there is a pearl seen then they are old enough to enter. Yes the bar will be fine. I didn't see the sign in the library...must be something new.
It is in very small print! 🙂

-VR

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@very-rusty said
It is in very small print! 🙂

-VR
Purposefully.

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@great-big-stees said
Purposefully.
You would have to ask the person who made the sign! 😉

-VR


@very-rusty said
You would have to ask the person who made the sign! 😉

-VR
It wasn't a question. It was a statement. It was done on purpose.

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@great-big-stees said
It wasn't a question. It was a statement. It was done on purpose.
So you wouldn't see it....LOL...

-VR

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