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@lemondrop said
I already kicked you out
check your pants
You hallucinating?

Or too much time in the Bong room? 😛 🙂

-VR

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@very-rusty said
You hallucinating?

Or too much time in the Bong room? 😛 🙂

-VR
I forgot about the bong room
I'll have to get the crap off my shoes before visiting

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@lemondrop said
I forgot about the bong room
I'll have to get the crap off my shoes before visiting
You went and crapped yourself again?

-VR

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Seems some of our patrons aren’t aware of where the restrooms are located.🤔

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@great-big-stees said
Seems some of our patrons aren’t aware of where the restrooms are located.🤔
The Welland Canal is just as good as anywhere old man...

Can you drive me home?

.. after we find my pants 🤔

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@very-musty said
The Welland Canal is just as good as anywhere old man...

Can you drive me home?

.. after we find my pants 🤔
Far enough away from me, though I’m sure the folks in The Golden Horseshoe would rather you didn’t. Now as for the drive home, certainly but as you said, not until you find your trousers. Care for a “ traveller”?

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@great-big-stees said
Far enough away from me, though I’m sure the folks in The Golden Horseshoe would rather you didn’t. Now as for the drive home, certainly but as you said, not until you find your trousers. Care for a “ traveller”?
Can I see today's menu please? Also the wine list if possible. I'm expecting friends from Sweden and this is the best place I can think of.

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@torunn said
Can I see today's menu please? Also the wine list if possible. I'm expecting friends from Sweden and this is the best place I can think of.
Today’s special is a Spaghetti Bolognese, paired with a salad of your choice and, of course, a naughty Chianti. How many will there be?

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@great-big-stees said
Today’s special is a Spaghetti Bolognese, paired with a salad of your choice and, of course, a naughty Chianti. How many will there be?
I'd like a Chianti, Stees. Sort of celebrating the Canadiens sweep of their series, eh? And you can join me, of course.

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@great-big-stees said
Today’s special is a Spaghetti Bolognese, paired with a salad of your choice and, of course, a naughty Chianti. How many will there be?
I think we will be 6, and the menu and wine will be fine. Could we have Tiramisu for dessert? If you and Earl join us, we might need a bigger table.

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@torunn said
I think we will be 6, and the menu and wine will be fine. Could we have Tiramisu for dessert? If you and Earl join us, we might need a bigger table.
I'm in!

An don't worry about me not knowing Swedish to speak with your friends, I know how to yodel 🙂


@earl-of-trumps said
I'm in!

An don't worry about me not knowing Swedish to speak with your friends, I know how to yodel 🙂
I'm impressed, Swedes can't yodel, the Swiss can. 🙂

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@torunn said
I'm impressed, Swedes can't yodel, the Swiss can. 🙂
Oh. 🤔

Well... Well maybe I can get moonbus to interpret. Do they bark at the moon...? Because I do

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@earl-of-trumps said
Oh. 🤔

Well... Well maybe I can get moonbus to interpret. Do they bark at the moon...? Because I do
Swedes usually speak English very well, and love it, so you will feel quite comfortable in our company.

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@Torunn

"We need a bigger table" - 😀

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