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@very-rusty said
LOL@ lemon as if you've never alerted a post, tell that to the mailman! 😉

-VR
I have never alerted a post


@lemondrop said
I have never alerted a post
Of course you haven't, tell that to the mailman too! 😉

-VR

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@Great-Big-Stees

Oh! Sorry . . . I might have gone into a fugue state. Maybe I had better just start with some medium-roast coffee until I feel more grounded and localized.


I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.- Lloyd Bridges

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@torunn said
Hi there, and welcome to this dilapidated part of town. There has been a huge water leak covering most streets in our block. Fortunately it is under control but so much has been destroyed. Stees has been fighting with insurance companies for days and I hear "force majeure" being mentioned. Stees can tell you more. I just noticed we have electricity back so let me check the coffee machine. Back soon.
Hi, @Torunn

I'm glad the Tavern survived the local flood.

Hmm. I don't want to apply again for an official position here (I have been retired for three and a half years and enjoy not having a schedule), but I see there are some puddles here and there and some things that might need wiping down, which I would be happy to do just for the sake of respecting and preserving this place.

Edit: In case this needs to be said blatantly, I'm not hoping to become an RHP moderator, only a part-time fictional helper at the Tavern on the Board.

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@gambrel said
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.- Lloyd Bridges
How many people hang from your hooks, creepy guy?


@kevin-eleven said
How many people hang from your hooks, creepy guy?
I don't really know until January when we do inventory.

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@gambrel said
I don't really know until January when we do inventory.
Please let us know if any of your hooks have gotten very rusty.

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@kevin-eleven said
Hi, @Torunn

I'm glad the Tavern survived the local flood.

Hmm. I don't want to apply again for an official position here (I have been retired for three and a half years and enjoy not having a schedule), but I see there are some puddles here and there and some things that might need wiping down, which I would be happy to do just for the sake of respecting and pre ...[text shortened]... not hoping to become an RHP moderator, only a part-time fictional helper at the Tavern on the Board.
We could do with extra help here, trust me. Let me check with Stees again - he is unusually unreasonable about formalities these days.

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@the-gravedigger said
Please let us know if any of your hooks have gotten very rusty.
How much more rust can a hook get than very rusty? 😛 🙂

Shouldn't you be somewhere digging a grave? 😛

-VR


@kevin-eleven said
@Great-Big-Stees

Oh! Sorry . . . I might have gone into a fugue state. Maybe I had better just start with some medium-roast coffee until I feel more grounded and localized.
And now you’ve found your way again. Good news. Care for a wee bit of food too? We have some lovely middle eastern sweets.


it's time to put stees out to pasture
we need youth and energy in the tavern
sorry old chap
we'll get a desk job for you


@lemondrop said
it's time to put stees out to pasture
we need youth and energy in the tavern
sorry old chap
we'll get a desk job for you
You'll lose customers. Stees has my drink ready before I even ask. Psychic bar staff.

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