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@earl-of-trumps said
Where is the ol' @Stees, anyway. Last time we had a nose hair contest, he won 😲 I demand a redo

He is probably out on a golf round and I could do with some help here, can you do that?

@torunn said
He is probably out on a golf round and I could do with some help here, can you do that?

Most surely, mon Torunn. I can pour, I can cook. whatever. I can even bounce troublemakers 😉

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Yeah, it'll take three guys to do the job of a woman.

@suzianne said
Yeah, it'll take three guys to do the job of a woman.

Although rarely needed, would you consider taking on the part time, position of Bouncer? Seems you have the needed requirements to do the job. Please remember though, that it would be a non paying position and you are not to “seriously” injure any of what could be some rowdy patrons. No tossing anyone through windows or hurling them the rough tables. Just a perfectly placed chop to a vital spot rendering them unconscious thus enabling them to be, gently, put into a cab fir the trip back to their home.

@great-big-stees said
Although rarely needed, would you consider taking on the part time, position of Bouncer? Seems you have the needed requirements to do the job. Please remember though, that it would be a non paying position and you are not to “seriously” injure any of what could be some rowdy patrons. No tossing anyone through windows or hurling them the rough tables. Just a perfectly ...[text shortened]... g them unconscious thus enabling them to be, gently, put into a cab fir the trip back to their home.

And if you break a leg, don't come running to me... 🙂 (Viv to Andy Cap)

@torunn said
And if you break a leg, don't come running to me... 🙂 (Viv to Andy Cap)

Andy, look under the princesses mattress, for the other "p". 🤔 😉

@great-big-stees said
Andy, look under the princesses mattress, for the other "p". 🤔 😉

... and also the other wife, Flo 🙂 Viv is his Swedish wife.

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Ha!

I let Stees do my light work. No worries with you!

@great-big-stees said
Although rarely needed, would you consider taking on the part time, position of Bouncer? Seems you have the needed requirements to do the job. Please remember though, that it would be a non paying position and you are not to “seriously” injure any of what could be some rowdy patrons. No tossing anyone through windows or hurling them the rough tables. Just a perfectly ...[text shortened]... g them unconscious thus enabling them to be, gently, put into a cab fir the trip back to their home.

Jane Wick (John's sister), although flattered, graciously declines.

@suzianne said
Jane Wick (John's sister), although flattered, graciously declines.

Well Jane…nothing ventured, nothing gained.👍😉😁

@great-big-stees said
Well Jane…nothing ventured, nothing gained.👍😉😁

We keep different rooms for different things - music, dancing, debates - we should perhaps have one for fights too? They won't be served if they don't behave though. 🙂

@torunn said
We keep different rooms for different things - music, dancing, debates - we should perhaps have one for fights too? They won't be served if they don't behave though. 🙂

So do you mean if they don’t fight?🤔🤭🥊