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@great-big-stees said
OK but take off that mask and let us see who you really are. While waiting to decided what to do, concerning the mask, can you give Earl a Sam Adams🍺, torun an nice red🍷 wine and I'll have a Vodka martini🍸, stirred please.👍

I really appreciate red wine today. I am absolutely absorbed in my book and nothing else is done in my home today, or here for that matter. 🙂
If it weren't for fiction, how else would we handle our lives and keep sane.

@torunn said
I really appreciate red wine today. I am absolutely absorbed in my book and nothing else is done in my home today, or here for that matter. 🙂
If it weren't for fiction, how else would we handle our lives and keep sane.

I don't understand how you could be absolutely absorbed in your book and be on here too? 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
I don't understand how you could be absolutely absorbed in your book and be on here too? 🙂

-VR

That's what women are famous for - doing many things at the same time.

@torunn said
That's what women are famous for - doing many things at the same time.

So, You actually want everyone to believe you can type in here and be absorbed in the book you are reading at the same time? Incredible!!! 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
So, You actually want everyone to believe you can type in here and be absorbed in the book you are reading at the same time? Incredible!!! 🙂

-VR

It is. That book stays in my mind until I have finished it and put it aside. It's like learning to ski during the summer and swim during the winter.

@torunn said
It is. That book stays in my mind until I have finished it and put it aside. It's like learning to ski during the summer and swim during the winter.

you realize you are communicating with a brick

@torunn said
That's what women are famous for - doing many things at the same time.

you're probably figuring out a chess move as you speak lol

@gertrude said
can I keep the mask?
I'm hideous
but I sure can cook

The last bit reminds me of part of the lyrics, replacing ”I” with “she”, of a Jimmy Soul song.🤔👍

@great-big-stees said
The last bit reminds me of part of the lyrics, replacing ”I” with “she”, of a Jimmy Soul song.🤔👍

I remember it,. it starts out:

If You Wanna Be Happy
JIMMY SOUL

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

@earl-of-trumps said
I remember it,. it starts out:

If You Wanna Be Happy
JIMMY SOUL

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

👍 I think one of the lines in the lyrics is, and I paraphrase, “she’s ugly but she sure can cook”.😲😉

@earl-of-trumps said
I remember it,. it starts out:

If You Wanna Be Happy
JIMMY SOUL

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Marry a man who only you will find attractive so that other women will leave him alone. Good advice.

@torunn said
Marry a man who only you will find attractive so that other women will leave him alone. Good advice.

But most importantly...does it work?🤔...👍 or 👎?

@gertrude said
you realize you are communicating with a brick

Was she also conversing with you lemon? 😛 🙂

-VR

@great-big-stees said
But most importantly...does it work?🤔...👍 or 👎?

I know that attraction to me has nothing to do with looks so maybe that will keep some women away. Intelligence and wit are sexy, and generosity.

@torunn said
I know that attraction to me has nothing to do with looks so maybe that will keep some women away. Intelligence and wit are sexy, and generosity.

When we are young looks and attraction are most important as we get older we understand there is a lot more to it than what is on the surface. To have both in the same person, can be fantastic. 🙂

-VR