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@rookie54 said
and thus, when the fantasy of lattes and green tea and avocado toast were discovered to be mere fantasy
and the imaginations of the hive mind were stifled by regurgitation
the unicorns fell sick to the fever
and the gold lost its lustre

for want of a nail, the shoe was lost

@mike69 said
So just half copy and paste that is better, thank you. You leave a couple areas to me needing more direction from your comment for me to do so. Could you just write normal, it’s not that hard.

@rookie54 said
and thus, when the fantasy of lattes and green tea and avocado toast were discovered to be mere fantasy
and the imaginations of the hive mind were stifled by regurgitation
the unicorns fell sick to the fever
and the gold lost its lustre

for want of a nail, the shoe was lost

@kevin-eleven said
and by the waters of Babylon I sat and wept
especially after my E string snapped and hit me in the eye

@rookie54 said
you want me to change for you

no

@kevin-eleven said
but we're still on for the undie-swap, right?

@rookie54 said
the striped ones?
HELL YES

Someone came in and asked for a Blatz. Torunn being a wine lover didn’t know what that was. The person, she wasn’t sure if they were male or female. Long hair in a ponytail, striped pedal pushers, baggy tie dye shirt and cowboy boots. Now she did say the voice seemed male but high pitched. Anyone recognize the description? The reason I’m asking is that we do, indeed have some Blatz.

@great-big-stees said
Someone came in and asked for a Blatz. Torunn being a wine lover didn’t know what that was. The person, she wasn’t sure if they were male or female. Long hair in a ponytail, striped pedal pushers, baggy tie dye shirt and cowboy boots. Now she did say the voice seemed male but high pitched. Anyone recognize the description? The reason I’m asking is that we do, indeed have some Blatz.

@mike69 said
That’s wonderful, kev is already here though in the bathroom trying to fit two people in one pair of underwear.

@mike69 said
That’s wonderful, kev is already here though in the bathroom trying to fit two people in one pair of underwear.

@mike69 said
Your mind is pickled or hit too many times, I’m sorry you feel that way truth escapes you. What other reason would there be? I could have just beat you and went on with my day.

@very-rusty said
Are you just trying to be funny?

-VR

@mike69 said
My reasons are mine. How others take it is their individual taste of what’s funny or not?

@very-rusty said
This is true Mike, still doesn't answer my question if you were trying to be funny?

-VR