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More wodka Dimitri.


@suzianne said
You don't act like it, sailor.


Can I get a small tumbler filled with Mount Gay Black Barrel, Stees? No ice.

I'll be at the corner table, crying.
A good cry cleanses eyes and soul - so I will leave you alone, or stay if you require company.

Can I have a cup of Fennel Tea please?


@ponderable said
A good cry cleanses eyes and soul - so I will leave you alone, or stay if you require company.

Can I have a cup of Fennel Tea please?
You are a scholar, a gentleman and a shining knight, Sir Ponderable, but I would bid you return to the Lady waiting at home for you.

Safe travels tonight, I understand there are highwaymen about.


@suzianne said
You are a scholar, a gentleman and a shining knight, Sir Ponderable, but I would bid you return to the Lady waiting at home for you.

Safe travels tonight, I understand there are highwaymen about.
Highwaymen about to enter The Tavern?🤔 Torunn please bring me the Blunderbuss. One can never be too cautious.🤔😲👍


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Is that contagious?

You should probably see someone about that.

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@great-big-stees said
Highwaymen about to enter The Tavern?🤔 Torunn please bring me the Blunderbuss. One can never be too cautious.🤔😲👍
<does a somersault drop from above>

I, too, am here to defend The Tavern.

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No, that was the Irish.

However, I do give the English [and the British, under whose umbrella certain disreputable English hide] some credit for their contributions to stage magic, parlour magic, and magic on a more personal scale.

(And the Germans, too, of course, @Pondy)

P.S. -- Are there any English card magicians who DON'T have a criminal record?

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@the-gravedigger said
More wodka Dimitri.
Got a flask of Baba Yaga 1811 hidden in my overcoat. But I only offer the tiniest of splashes, lest ye go blind and start uttering strange prophecies.

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@suzianne said
Is that contagious?

You should probably see someone about that.
Thank goodness The Tavern has a BSL5 containment unit.


@great-big-stees said
Highwaymen about to enter The Tavern?🤔 Torunn please bring me the Blunderbuss. One can never be too cautious.🤔😲👍
We are prepared for any antagonists, Stees.


@torunn said
We are prepared for any antagonists, Stees.
The two of us can and have dealt with all manner of mannerless folk. Bring them on.😉👍


@Torunn
I was wondering if VR and Kevin are ok, they’ve been very quiet today? Is there any word from the chamber as they’ve also been very quiet.

Well, I’m in a rush, could I get a coke to go please. Grab one for yourself as we all need a coke and a smile. Also add in one of each of the beautiful yellow and red roses for yourself.

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@mike69 said
@Torunn
I was wondering if VR and Kevin are ok, they’ve been very quiet today? Is there any word from the chamber as they’ve also been very quiet.

Well, I’m in a rush, could I get a coke to go please. Grab one for yourself as we all need a coke and a smile. Also add in one of each of the beautiful yellow and red roses for yourself.
Thank you Mike, I love flowers and roses are always right for the occasion. I hope they are fine, VR is usually consistent in his visits here, they may be just busy.

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@mike69 said
@Torunn
I was wondering if VR and Kevin are ok, they’ve been very quiet today? Is there any word from the chamber as they’ve also been very quiet.

Well, I’m in a rush, could I get a coke to go please. Grab one for yourself as we all need a coke and a smile. Also add in one of each of the beautiful yellow and red roses for yourself.
Perhaps VR and Kevin are at the Desert Diner or maybe they are negotiating a deal to buy Betty’s Bakery...if the price is right.🤔😲😉

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