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@kevin-eleven said
@Very-Rusty

Rusty, may I offer you a glass of green tea? Please let someone else wash the cup and boil the water, and -- even though I would never spit in your tea -- I'm willing to sit in the penalty box while the tea brews in case that might help set your mind at ease.

@kevin-eleven said
@Very-Rusty

Rusty, may I offer you a glass of green tea? Please let someone else wash the cup and boil the water, and -- even though I would never spit in your tea -- I'm willing to sit in the penalty box while the tea brews in case that might help set your mind at ease.

@earl-of-trumps said
😆 😍

I can see it now...
@Kevin-Eleven sitting in the penalty box, trying to serve up a cup of tea to @Coach-Rusty,
who is busy arguing with referee @Great-Big-Stees. lol

@earl-of-trumps said
😆 😍

I can see it now...
@Kevin-Eleven sitting in the penalty box, trying to serve up a cup of tea to @Coach-Rusty,
who is busy arguing with referee @Great-Big-Stees. lol

@kevin-eleven said
Who, me?

<looks up from trimming his bristles with the electric clippers for the first time in months>

Don't worry -- I'll sweep this up.

And I know Coach Rusty is highly suspicious of anyone offering him a cup of green tea. I completely get that. Live like a spy. Trust no-one.

Meanwhile, given the variety of uncertainties currently in play, I brought my own six-pack of Lucky Buddha beer.

@Kevin-Eleven
Meanwhile, given the variety of uncertainties currently in play, I brought my own six-pack of Lucky Buddha beer.

Wise move, considering the two bartenders vacated the joint. Maybe some other day

@earl-of-trumps said
@Kevin-Eleven
Meanwhile, given the variety of uncertainties currently in play, I brought my own six-pack of Lucky Buddha beer.

Wise move, considering the two bartenders vacated the joint. Maybe some other day

@kevin-eleven said
Well, in that case I'll give a reading from a bottle of Lucky Buddha beer:

Lucky Buddha
Sure Hit
Super Special
Enlightened Beer
4.8% ALC VOL

No. 1 LUCK
According to ancient internet proverbs, many people believe that you receive your luck with your left hand.
Drink smart.
_____

(Maybe one of my problems is that I have always been a right-handed drinker. Hmm.)

@very-rusty said
Don't Drink and move chess pieces or your fingers! 🙂

-VR

@kevin-eleven said
How did you know those were two of my other problems?!

😉

@very-rusty said
Posts removed and bans don't happen when you're not drinking. 🙂

-VR

Everyone put your hands up!!
This is a robbery!!

Cash in the bag and a bottle or two.

Who threw that bottle?

The RCMP are on their way! You're in trouble, dude