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@kevin-eleven said
@Very-Rusty

Rusty, may I offer you a glass of green tea? Please let someone else wash the cup and boil the water, and -- even though I would never spit in your tea -- I'm willing to sit in the penalty box while the tea brews in case that might help set your mind at ease.
I believe I'll pass, but thanks for the kind offer. I was out and got my caffeine fix. 🙂

I am now sipping on it as I type and chat with you.

-VR


@kevin-eleven said
@Very-Rusty

Rusty, may I offer you a glass of green tea? Please let someone else wash the cup and boil the water, and -- even though I would never spit in your tea -- I'm willing to sit in the penalty box while the tea brews in case that might help set your mind at ease.
😆 😍

I can see it now...
@Kevin-Eleven sitting in the penalty box, trying to serve up a cup of tea to @Coach-Rusty,
who is busy arguing with referee @Great-Big-Stees. lol


@earl-of-trumps said
😆 😍

I can see it now...
@Kevin-Eleven sitting in the penalty box, trying to serve up a cup of tea to @Coach-Rusty,
who is busy arguing with referee @Great-Big-Stees. lol
Earl,
I don't think the argument would last long. G.B.S. would boot me off the Team.

Coaches can only argue to a certain point, and we all know I'd go way past that point. 🙂

-VR


@earl-of-trumps said
😆 😍

I can see it now...
@Kevin-Eleven sitting in the penalty box, trying to serve up a cup of tea to @Coach-Rusty,
who is busy arguing with referee @Great-Big-Stees. lol
Who, me?

<looks up from trimming his bristles with the electric clippers for the first time in months>

Don't worry -- I'll sweep this up.

And I know Coach Rusty is highly suspicious of anyone offering him a cup of green tea. I completely get that. Live like a spy. Trust no-one.

Meanwhile, given the variety of uncertainties currently in play, I brought my own six-pack of Lucky Buddha beer.


@kevin-eleven said
Who, me?

<looks up from trimming his bristles with the electric clippers for the first time in months>

Don't worry -- I'll sweep this up.

And I know Coach Rusty is highly suspicious of anyone offering him a cup of green tea. I completely get that. Live like a spy. Trust no-one.

Meanwhile, given the variety of uncertainties currently in play, I brought my own six-pack of Lucky Buddha beer.
Kevin, I am afraid it is the way the world is, TRUST NO ONE!!!

-VR


@Kevin-Eleven
Meanwhile, given the variety of uncertainties currently in play, I brought my own six-pack of Lucky Buddha beer.

Wise move, considering the two bartenders vacated the joint. Maybe some other day

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@earl-of-trumps said
@Kevin-Eleven
Meanwhile, given the variety of uncertainties currently in play, I brought my own six-pack of Lucky Buddha beer.

Wise move, considering the two bartenders vacated the joint. Maybe some other day
Well, in that case I'll give a reading from a bottle of Lucky Buddha beer:

Lucky Buddha
Sure Hit
Super Special
Enlightened Beer
4.8% ALC VOL

No. 1 LUCK
According to ancient internet proverbs, many people believe that you receive your luck with your left hand.
Drink smart.
_____

(Maybe one of my problems is that I have always been a right-handed drinker. Hmm.)


@kevin-eleven said
Well, in that case I'll give a reading from a bottle of Lucky Buddha beer:

Lucky Buddha
Sure Hit
Super Special
Enlightened Beer
4.8% ALC VOL

No. 1 LUCK
According to ancient internet proverbs, many people believe that you receive your luck with your left hand.
Drink smart.
_____

(Maybe one of my problems is that I have always been a right-handed drinker. Hmm.)
Don't Drink and move chess pieces or your fingers! 🙂

-VR


@very-rusty said
Don't Drink and move chess pieces or your fingers! 🙂

-VR
How did you know those were two of my other problems?!

😉

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@kevin-eleven said
How did you know those were two of my other problems?!

😉
Posts removed and bans don't happen when you're not drinking. 🙂

-VR


@very-rusty said
Posts removed and bans don't happen when you're not drinking. 🙂

-VR
😬 😬 😬

Hmm, there could be something to that. 🤔

😉


Everyone put your hands up!!
This is a robbery!!


Cash in the bag and a bottle or two.


Who threw that bottle?

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The RCMP are on their way! You're in trouble, dude