The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@great-big-stees said
My dear Suzanne, all our bottles, of whatever, are always front and centre for all to see. Price here at the Tavern, is of no consequence. As requested, here you go. Enjoy.👍

Good man. 😍

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I've never lied in any post, in my 20+ years on the site.

A fact you'd be hard-pressed to emulate.

@earl-of-trumps said
Ya know, Stees... I think a nice shot of gray goose and a beer works for me. and some crisps, please

I trust you had what you wanted Earl, while I attended a birthday party. Two of my canasta friends turned 80 and it called for an extra celebration. Things seem to have calmed down here.

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Take it outside the tavern sir. People here are trying to enjoy their coffees.

@torunn said
I trust you had what you wanted Earl, while I attended a birthday party. Two of my canasta friends turned 80 and it called for an extra celebration. Things seem to have calmed down here.

I'd like a hazelnut dacquoise please, accompanied by a small affogato.

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I think people are tired of you bringing this old banter up.

Have you gotten enough mileage out of it yet?

@suzianne said
I think people are tired of you bringing this old banter up.

Have you gotten enough mileage out of it yet?

or just tired of Him.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Take it outside the tavern sir. People here are trying to enjoy their coffees.

Good advice Sir. We don't want to see anyone getting kung fu'd through tables or windows.

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Typical.

It's not me, it's them!

Grow up and take responsibility for once.

@david-burton said
or just tired of Him.

Don't capitalize him, he might get a bigger head than he already has.

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Aaaaah, you see...

but I did have sexual relations with that woman.

And I've never lied in any post I've ever made here.

Priorities, little man, priorities.