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Gertrude

General

05 Aug 20 17:31

Very Rusty

RETIRED!

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined: 04 Oct 06
Moves: 754265

04 Mar 24 13:11

@earl-of-trumps said
Holy Jeepers!

Themz the worst kind!! 😵

At least they fly their Countries Flag. 😛 🙂

-VR

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 700279

04 Mar 24 13:14

@torunn said
Maybe we can ask our guests to help us assemble a new set of furniture with the help of Ikea's instructions? 🙂

I have assembled more than a dozen up to now, so i offer my help (if you trust a chemist with a hammer and a screwdriver 😉 )

PettyTalk

Joined: 14 Jan 19
Moves: 4282

04 Mar 24 13:27

@ponderable said
I have assembled more than a dozen up to now, so i offer my help (if you trust a chemist with a hammer and a screwdriver 😉 )

With a hammer and a bell you could hammer and ring out a warning about Ikea's products assembly instructions. The warning? Don't believe everything you read.

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 205171

04 Mar 24 13:29

@ponderable said
I have assembled more than a dozen up to now, so i offer my help (if you trust a chemist with a hammer and a screwdriver 😉 )

Hmmmmm. Tools, of any kind and Vodka, can make for some “interesting” concoctions especially when it comes to furniture.🤔😲

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 700279

04 Mar 24 13:44

Vodka wouldn't be on my list while assmbling furniture. Maybe some chamomile tea?

Ghost of a Duke

Snake oil salesman

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 34124

04 Mar 24 13:46

@ponderable said
Vodka wouldn't be on my list while assmbling furniture. Maybe some chamomile tea?

Vodka is never on my list.

Torunn

Gothenburg

Joined: 11 Mar 16
Moves: 29887

04 Mar 24 13:54

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Vodka is never on my list.

I think Stees refers to 'screwdriver'. 🙂

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 205171

04 Mar 24 16:21

@ponderable said
Vodka wouldn't be on my list while assmbling furniture. Maybe some chamomile tea?

You mentioned a screwdriver and I just….on never mind. Here’s your tea, enjoy.👍 What bit of furniture is it you’re going to construct for the Tavern? Send the expenses to me for prompt payment.😁

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 205171

04 Mar 24 16:22

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Vodka is never on my list.

“Peon”. 🍸👍

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 700279

04 Mar 24 18:10

@great-big-stees said
You mentioned a screwdriver and I just….on never mind. Here’s your tea, enjoy.👍 What bit of furniture is it you’re going to construct for the Tavern? Send the expenses to me for prompt payment.😁

I am not versed in cocktails...
Screwdriver and hammer is what one has to have to assemble IKEA furniture, allen key is provided.

Torunn

Gothenburg

Joined: 11 Mar 16
Moves: 29887

04 Mar 24 19:15

@ponderable said
I am not versed in cocktails...
Screwdriver and hammer is what one has to have to assemble IKEA furniture, allen key is provided.

... and patience.

Earl of Trumps

Pawn Whisperer

My Kingdom fora Pawn

Joined: 09 Jan 19
Moves: 22505

05 Mar 24 00:10

@torunn said
I think Stees refers to 'screwdriver'. 🙂

Yes, of course, Torunn. Orange juice and Vodka is a Screwdriver, and,
Prune juice and Vodka is a piledriver 🙂

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37685

05 Mar 24 01:36

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@earl-of-trumps said
Yes, of course, Torunn. Orange juice and Vodka is a Screwdriver, and,
Prune juice and Vodka is a piledriver 🙂

I recommend #1, #2 not so much.

No surprises.

diver

🎄

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 123175

05 Mar 24 09:32

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Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 205171

05 Mar 24 13:37

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Indeed, vodka #2 is only to be used on a doctor’s (internists) advice and prescription. We, at the Tavern, never give them out without such a script.👍