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@earl-of-trumps saidAt least they fly their Countries Flag. 😛 🙂
Holy Jeepers!
Themz the worst kind!! 😵
-VR
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@torunn saidI have assembled more than a dozen up to now, so i offer my help (if you trust a chemist with a hammer and a screwdriver 😉 )
Maybe we can ask our guests to help us assemble a new set of furniture with the help of Ikea's instructions? 🙂
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@ponderable saidWith a hammer and a bell you could hammer and ring out a warning about Ikea's products assembly instructions. The warning? Don't believe everything you read.
I have assembled more than a dozen up to now, so i offer my help (if you trust a chemist with a hammer and a screwdriver 😉 )
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@ponderable saidHmmmmm. Tools, of any kind and Vodka, can make for some “interesting” concoctions especially when it comes to furniture.🤔😲
I have assembled more than a dozen up to now, so i offer my help (if you trust a chemist with a hammer and a screwdriver 😉 )
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@ponderable saidVodka is never on my list.
Vodka wouldn't be on my list while assmbling furniture. Maybe some chamomile tea?
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@ponderable saidYou mentioned a screwdriver and I just….on never mind. Here’s your tea, enjoy.👍 What bit of furniture is it you’re going to construct for the Tavern? Send the expenses to me for prompt payment.😁
Vodka wouldn't be on my list while assmbling furniture. Maybe some chamomile tea?
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@great-big-stees saidI am not versed in cocktails...
You mentioned a screwdriver and I just….on never mind. Here’s your tea, enjoy.👍 What bit of furniture is it you’re going to construct for the Tavern? Send the expenses to me for prompt payment.😁
Screwdriver and hammer is what one has to have to assemble IKEA furniture, allen key is provided.
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@ponderable said... and patience.
I am not versed in cocktails...
Screwdriver and hammer is what one has to have to assemble IKEA furniture, allen key is provided.
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@torunn saidYes, of course, Torunn. Orange juice and Vodka is a Screwdriver, and,
I think Stees refers to 'screwdriver'. 🙂
Prune juice and Vodka is a piledriver 🙂
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@earl-of-trumps saidI recommend #1, #2 not so much.
Yes, of course, Torunn. Orange juice and Vodka is a Screwdriver, and,
Prune juice and Vodka is a piledriver 🙂
No surprises.
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@earl-of-trumps saidSounds more like a poop-driver to me!
Prune juice and Vodka is a piledriver 🙂
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@divegeester saidIndeed, vodka #2 is only to be used on a doctor’s (internists) advice and prescription. We, at the Tavern, never give them out without such a script.👍
Sounds more like a poop-driver to me!