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If the Red Hot Pawn Bureau of Investigation were to search your home to retrieve top secret files about other posters...

What could there possibly be in those files?

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@fmf said
If the Red Hot Pawn Bureau of Investigation were to search your home to retrieve top secret files about other posters...

What could there possibly be in those files?
you first

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@gertrude said
you first
Cast iron proof that I did not spend two years studying deportment and etiquette at a Swiss finishing school in the early 1980s as I have claimed many times.

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proof that the gooster is a drag queen

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@gertrude said
proof that the gooster is a drag queen
A whole album of stealth upskirt pics taken of him when he was wearing kilts during his destabilization activities related to the Scottish independence referendum in 2014.

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@fmf said
If the Red Hot Pawn Bureau of Investigation were to search your home to retrieve top secret files about other posters...

What could there possibly be in those files?
I have many documents.

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@gambrel said
I have many documents.
With the assistance of some projects on Github I have compiled a semantic web of predictive analytics regarding the past, present, and likely future behavior of certain RHP characters.

No evidence of this would be found at my residence.

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@fmf said

What could there possibly be in those files?
amazon receipts for laxative purchases
detailed plans for lunar invasion
a patent application for a desalination machine capable of sourcing enough fresh water for 12 billion humans, annually
an operator's manual for a 12" craftsman radial arm saw

my team of crack lawyers are heating up the pipes of justice

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Detailed files on all posters. However I have declassified them.

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@the-gravedigger said
Detailed files on all posters. However I have declassified them.
LOL...Are you actually Donald? 🙂

-VR

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@the-gravedigger said
Detailed files on all posters. However I have declassified them.
Some of them never had any class in the first place.

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@fmf said
Cast iron proof that I did not spend two years studying deportment and etiquette at a Swiss finishing school in the early 1980s as I have claimed many times.
It has come to light that you got booted out after six months.

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@the-gravedigger said
It has come to light that you got booted out after six months.
holy snarkers batman
i just read the redacted version and he couldn't even balance a book on his head while fapping

this is totally unreal

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@rookie54 said
holy snarkers batman
i just read the redacted version and he couldn't even balance a book on his head while fapping

this is totally unreal
Totally untrainable apparently.