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The Sunday Sermon

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bet a few of your boyfriends have kissed it.

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And now we will pass around the collection plate. Remember to give generously. A tenth of your earnings is sufficient to please God and to forgive your sins, which earns you a place in heaven. Stingy worshippers will go to hell.

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Then Great big Stees said on to the masses, "I’m no techie but this thread must take up a lot of “digital space”.

-VR

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We pray today for the infirmed, the less fortunate, the lonely and the fearful. And we pray for the lads with three lions on their shirts. May God in his wisdom give them the strength and the courage to finish the run. It's coming home.

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and the Pope said

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I care because my wife is a left footer.

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Well I heard the going rate is 50p and half a mars bar.

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@rajk999 said
And now we will pass around the collection plate. Remember to give generously. A tenth of your earnings is sufficient to please God and to forgive your sins, which earns you a place in heaven. Stingy worshippers will go to hell.
You can't take it with you dear brothers and sisters.
But giving it to me is like sending it on ahead.

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