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The Television Transmitter Conspiracy!

The Television Transmitter Conspiracy!

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TV was fine. You saw a guy in a rubber suit destroy Japan and it was great.

Now, when you watch TV many things look blurry or choppy. They've purposely dropped the quality of TV in hopes you will be suckered into going with HD TV and beyond.

Remember, people only get away with things when you don't question them. Please contact your local console cabinet frequency provider and let them know you will NOT be FOOLED.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
TV was fine. You saw a guy in a rubber suit destroy Japan and it was great.

Now, when you watch TV many things look blurry or choppy. They've purposely dropped the quality of TV in hopes you will be suckered into going with HD TV and beyond.

Remember, people only get away with things when you don't question them. Please contact your local console cabinet frequency provider and let them know you will NOT be FOOLED.

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clean yer glasses...



rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
clean yer glasses...



rookie
I was tested last week, 20/20 vision if not better.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I was tested last week, 20/20 vision if not better.

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"Looking back"...me too.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I was tested last week, 20/20 vision if not better.

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What about the tester?

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Originally posted by Palynka
What about the tester?
http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/EyeTest.jpg

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L M N O

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/EyeTest.jpg

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D...D...

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Originally posted by Palynka
D...D...
ARG!

I knew there was some good joke I missed.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
ARG!

I knew there was some good joke I missed.
Does she also test prostates?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Does she also test prostates?
prosTATOEs

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
TV was fine. You saw a guy in a rubber suit destroy Japan and it was great.

Now, when you watch TV many things look blurry or choppy. They've purposely dropped the quality of TV in hopes you will be suckered into going with HD TV and beyond.

Remember, people only get away with things when you don't question them. Please contact your local console cabinet frequency provider and let them know you will NOT be FOOLED.

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I bought a new ADHD TV and it looks really awesome but it keeps changing channels on its own, and it will turn itself on and off randomly. I should have researched ADHD before purchasing.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
TV was fine. You saw a guy in a rubber suit destroy Japan and it was great.

Now, when you watch TV many things look blurry or choppy. They've purposely dropped the quality of TV in hopes you will be suckered into going with HD TV and beyond.

Remember, people only get away with things when you don't question them. Please contact your local console cabinet frequency provider and let them know you will NOT be FOOLED.

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don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat when making the call so they can't read yer thoughts

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
TV was fine. You saw a guy in a rubber suit destroy Japan and it was great.

Now, when you watch TV many things look blurry or choppy. They've purposely dropped the quality of TV in hopes you will be suckered into going with HD TV and beyond.

Remember, people only get away with things when you don't question them. Please contact your local console cabinet frequency provider and let them know you will NOT be FOOLED.

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YES! And half the TV channels are Asian. This is ok, actually; subtitled samurai movies are great, and the news has a much more international feel.