for me, it's cruising naked (except for crocodile leather cowboy boots, gun belt and ten-gallon hat) and smeared all over with orange breakfast marmalade down the autobahn at 209kph in a crimson Ferrari 599 GTB, my faced buried in a muffin smeared with pate de foie gras and ripe figs, while getting a Thai massage from an Albanian midget pole dancer, with dub reggae blasting out of the stereo, a fleet of Apache attack choppers keeping pace overhead as they blare out The Ride of the Valkyries at deafening volume, and a leopard-skin clad Marilyn Monroe look-a-like in the passenger seat singing 'happy Birthday, Mr. Blackamp'.
what's yours?
Originally posted by Blackamp*twiddles wheel wrench*
for me, it's cruising naked (except for crocodile leather cowboy boots, gun belt and ten-gallon hat) and smeared all over with orange breakfast marmalade down the autobahn at 209kph in a crimson Ferrari 599 GTB, my faced buried in a muffin smeared with pate de foie gras and ripe figs, while getting a Thai massage from an Albanian midget pole dancer, with du ...[text shortened]... e look-a-like in the passenger seat singing 'happy Birthday, Mr. Blackamp'.
what's yours?
Originally posted by BlackampBeing an Albanian midget pole dancer 😛
for me, it's cruising naked (except for crocodile leather cowboy boots, gun belt and ten-gallon hat) and smeared all over with orange breakfast marmalade down the autobahn at 209kph in a crimson Ferrari 599 GTB, my faced buried in a muffin smeared with pate de foie gras and ripe figs, while getting a Thai massage from an Albanian midget pole dancer, with du ...[text shortened]... e look-a-like in the passenger seat singing 'happy Birthday, Mr. Blackamp'.
what's yours?
