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The Thread of Insults

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Originally posted by ETeach
If I had half a brain I'd still be twice as smart as you. If your brain was put on the sharp side of a razor it would look like a B.B. on an 8 lane highway.
Putting those two things together, I am a little worried about the size of your brain, too.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Putting those two things together, I am a little worried about the size of your brain, too.
Can it muffin boy... No worries here. Just trying to get widget to go and see the wizard...

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Originally posted by maybeONEday
Have a bad day?
Need an unworthy rec?
Want to diss someone?

Well here's the place to do it!

There is only one rule:
You can only insult someone that has previously posted in this thread.

Boo hoo, that means I can't insult anyone 🙁

Now let's get on with this! C'mon, give me your best shot!!
Great idea maybe..... getting rid of alot of pent up frustration here...
Now be off, before someone drops a house on YOU!

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Gawd Damn It! I go away on vacation with your Mom for a few days and miss a thread ideally suited to my rapier wit and obnoxious brilliance.

You're all a raving bunch of syphilitic, gonad gobbling, turd smoking, @$$ punchers.

PS. While your Mom was in Mexico with me, she put on a on a great show for some local roadside laborers with three midgets, a donkey and a sombrero. I've got great video of her doing some interesting things with a Coke bottle as well. Your Mom's a pro.

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Originally posted by ETeach
Can it muffin boy... No worries here. Just trying to get widget to go and see the wizard...
I know this is the thread of insults, but calling me a boy is really taking it too far. 😞😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I know this is the thread of insults, but calling me a boy is really taking it too far. 😞😉
Well excusssssseeee meeeee!! (with apologies to Steve Martin) Sooooooo sorry muffin girl? is it....? Okey Dokey...see last insult directed at Maybeoneday and apply it too yourself! 😏

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These are little-girl insults.

Quality insulting is an art. You all have much to learn.


Rule 1: Always use correct spelling and punctuation. This helps deliver your incisive remarks with heartless precision.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
These are little-girl insults.

Quality insulting is an art. You all have much to learn.
Please little puppy....run away back to through your doggie door before I start beating on you in here.

Your insults are as effective as used toliet paper...

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Please little puppy....run away back to through your doggie door before I start beating on you in here.

Your insults are as effective as used toliet paper...

Now, you see how this fails rather quickly? It is in direct violation of Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Now, you see how this fails rather quickly?
Bring it on Chatty Cathy, or did somebody break your string? Paralyze me with your milktoast wit or just do what you normally do:

You spelled something wrong. You used the incorrect sentence structure.

Bla bla bla.....your insults are an insult to insults, Ass Clown. You are in dire need of being the catcher in a first class tea-bagging...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Edit - It's nice that I get to smack you on the 100th post in this thread but, since I have done the same thing everywhere else, I have began to lose count and to be honest, interest.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Bring it on Chatty Cathy, or did somebody break your string? Paralyze me with your milktoast wit or just do what you normally do:

You spelled something wrong. You used the incorrect sentence structure.

Bla bla bla.....your insults are an insult to insults, Ass Clown. You are in dire need of being the catcher in a first class tea-bagging...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Rule 2: Exercise brevity.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Rule 2: Exercise brevity.
Ooooh. Hey everybody? Are we all jotting down the assmonkey's guide to insults? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Rule 1: Use Bowmann as a punching bag.

Rule 2: Repeat Rule 1.

How's that for brevity? Moron! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

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Originally posted by ETeach
Well excusssssseeee meeeee!! (with apologies to Steve Martin) Sooooooo sorry muffin girl? is it....? Okey Dokey...see last insult directed at Maybeoneday and apply it too yourself! 😏
Ah thanks, that was much better, girlie. 😛 And thanks for the warning, I read it right before that house came down on me, so I could jump out of the way just in time.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Ooooh. Hey everybody? Are we all jotting down the assmonkey's guide to insults? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Rule 1: Use Bowmann as a punching bag.

Rule 2: Repeat Rule 1.

How's that for brevity? Moron! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Rule 3: Never overemphasize or overstate, and avoid using exclamation marks. Remember, subtlety is your best friend.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Ooooh. Hey everybody? Are we all jotting down the assmonkey's guide to insults? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Rule 1: Use Bowmann as a punching bag.

Rule 2: Repeat Rule 1.

How's that for brevity? Moron! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Hey Joe...
where you 're going with that funny punchbag?

(Nincompoop)