The three word never ending story

Originally posted by @torunn
like Marc Chagall's

orange underpants only

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
orange underpants only

appear to be

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
appear to be

tight, yet comfortable

Originally posted by @paul-a-roberts
tight, yet comfortable

but very expensive

Originally posted by @sonhouse
but very expensive

bought online exclusively

Originally posted by @torunn
bought online exclusively

Shipped by Amazon

Originally posted by @sonhouse
Shipped by Amazon

via the Amazon

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
via the Amazon

under pants drone

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
under pants drone

which, unfortunately, crashed

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
which, unfortunately, crashed

close enough though

Originally posted by @sonhouse
close enough though

to swim ashore

Originally posted by @paul-a-roberts
to swim ashore

but the batteries

Originally posted by @sonhouse
but the batteries

are not included

Originally posted by @paul-a-roberts
are not included

so he had

Originally posted by @sonhouse
so he had

to improvise with