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  1. Subscriberrookie54
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    05 Jul '13 20:10
    i met the lady who sold me my cell phone on facebook...
    i mean, see didn't sell the phone on facebook, i met her on facebook after she sold me my phone...
    anyways,
    she had a recipe for apple pie...
    now,
    the milk was sour, so i didn't make the pie, but, the phone kept working when i wasn't in a tunnel or a large building...
    and then facebook did this redhotpawn impersonation that made the pie just leap outta my mind like led zeppelin doing an elvis presley song...
    teddy bear...
    and then the phone rang again and my mom wanted to come over but i was washing my hair so i didn't answer...
    voicemail...
    as opposed to email, but, i won't bore you with those details...
    then a picture of the pie was posted on facebook, because lordy knows you cain't do that on the freakin pawn, they be WAY too intellectual at the pawn and pictures are a distraction to the main event, which you can see on yer phone if you download the app...
    so,
    the fireworks were popping like kernels in the pan onna hot fourth of july, when the phone rang AGAIN, and this time i answered because my hair was dry and i could hear very well...
    it was a picture text from the insurance agent who had posted the picture of the pie on facebook but not on the redhotpawn...
    a dead mouse in his swimming pool???
    gross...
    i think he may have misdialed, because i wasn't anywhere near that scene when that happened...
    anyways,
    my mom came over even though i didn't answer and my hair was dry so she didn't believe me when i told her about the redhotpawn and even the mouse pic was too blurry for her to see it correctly and then the lady who sold me the phone who met me on facebook called and my battery went dead and the mouse WASN'T dead and i was a bit confused...
    then the lady hung up on me while i was trying to tell her something and that's all i remember officer...
  2. SubscriberLEUR
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    05 Jul '13 20:14
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i met the lady who sold me my cell phone on facebook...
    i mean, see didn't sell the phone on facebook, i met her on facebook after she sold me my phone...
    anyways,
    she had a recipe for apple pie...
    now,
    the milk was sour, so i didn't make the pie, but, the phone kept working when i wasn't in a tunnel or a large building...
    and then facebook did this r ...[text shortened]... p on me while i was trying to tell her something and that's all i remember officer...
    huh?
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    05 Jul '13 20:18
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i met the lady who sold me my cell phone on facebook...
    i mean, see didn't sell the phone on facebook, i met her on facebook after she sold me my phone...
    anyways,
    she had a recipe for apple pie...
    now,
    the milk was sour, so i didn't make the pie, but, the phone kept working when i wasn't in a tunnel or a large building...
    and then facebook did this r ...[text shortened]... p on me while i was trying to tell her something and that's all i remember officer...
    Don't get me started. 😞
  4. Dublin Ireland
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    05 Jul '13 21:26
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i met the lady who sold me my cell phone on facebook...
    i mean, see didn't sell the phone on facebook, i met her on facebook after she sold me my phone...
    anyways,
    she had a recipe for apple pie...
    now,
    the milk was sour, so i didn't make the pie, but, the phone kept working when i wasn't in a tunnel or a large building...
    and then facebook did this r ...[text shortened]... p on me while i was trying to tell her something and that's all i remember officer...
    One whiskey fifty five to control.
    Request transport for prisoner.
    One white male mid 50's arrested on
    suspicion of driving while intoxicated
    by unknown chemical substances.

    Answers to the name of Rookie,
    but he sure don't look like no rookie to me.


    Book 'im Dano.......
  5. Subscriberrookie54
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    06 Jul '13 20:50
    once upon a time in texas...
    there were three universities vying for funds from nasa to get a rocket program going...
    rice university in houston...
    smu in dallas...
    and texas a&m in college station...
    in the interests of general student safety, the nasa scientists were conducting inspections of the various facilities...

    first up, the rice owls...
    the nasa boyz were impressed, and they asked, "where you guys think yer rocket will take you???"
    "we are going to the moon" came the reply...
    and this received serious nods of approval from the knowledgeable ones who KNEW...

    next up, the smu mustangs...
    the scientists were again impressed with the thoroughness of the program shown and they asked, "where are you planning on going???"
    "we think we can make it to mars" came the brave reply...
    "whew, ambitious undertaking, but, you might just pull it off, good luck, gentlemen..."

    last on the list were the aggies...
    (holy snot!!!)
    the scientists looked in aghast at the rickety junkship in front of their eyes...
    "my goodness, boyz!!! this looks like a deathtrap!!!"
    "just where do you think you can get to in this catastrophe???"

    came the bravado,
    "we're going to the sun..."

    "WHAT??? THE SUN??? ARE YOU GUYS IDIOTS???"
    "you'll be fried before you get within a million miles of the surface!!!"

    "HA!!! we done thought of that already..."
    "we're going at night..."
  6. SubscriberPonderable
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    11 Jul '13 12:02
    should there be an unintelligible font to be chosen for such a thread?
  7. Subscriberdivegeester
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    11 Jul '13 12:10
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i met the lady who sold me my cell phone on facebook...
    i mean, see didn't sell the phone on facebook, i met her on facebook after she sold me my phone...
    anyways,
    she had a recipe for apple pie...
    now,
    the milk was sour, so i didn't make the pie, but, the phone kept working when i wasn't in a tunnel or a large building...
    and then facebook did this r ...[text shortened]... p on me while i was trying to tell her something and that's all i remember officer...
    Hang on in their buddy, help is on the way...
  8. Dublin Ireland
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    11 Jul '13 12:11
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    should there be an unintelligible font to be chosen for such a thread?
    Comic Sans.
  9. SubscriberKewpie
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    11 Jul '13 13:41
    This is definitely the most interesting thread in the general forum right now, long may it continue in its present form ...
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    11 Jul '13 20:43
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    This is definitely the most interesting thread in the general forum right now, long may it continue in its present form ...
    ... (one of the most interesting conversational threads) Agree wholeheartedly.
  11. Wat?
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    12 Jul '13 12:111 edit
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    Comic Sans.
    "Wingdings" goes Boldly where no font has gone before. 'Star' date 9/11, and venturing.

    -m. 😉
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