The way life SHOULD be...

The life cycle is all backwards

You should die first; start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension;
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol; you party; you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school; you become a kid;
you play;
you have no responsibilities;

You become a baby,
and, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,

and,

finally,

you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

It was funnier when George Costanza said it ten years ago.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
The life cycle is all backwards

You should die first; start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension;
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to e ...[text shortened]... er quarters everyday,

and,

finally,

you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Originally posted by darvlay
It was funnier when George Costanza said it ten years ago.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
The life cycle is all backwards

You should die first; start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension;
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to e ...[text shortened]... er quarters everyday,

and,

finally,

you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Originally posted by darvlay
It was funnier when George Costanza said it ten years ago.

Originally posted by reader1107
He brought it out for those of us who missed it because we can't stand that show.

A raspberry smiley would be great about now...

Originally posted by darvlay
What are you, his press agent?

Originally posted by darvlay
What are you, his press agent?

He'd finally get between a woman's legs.

Originally posted by Bowmann
He'd finally get between a woman's legs.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
You're just jealous because I'm online chatting with hot babes all day.

Originally posted by Bowmann
How can you be sure one of them isn't me?

Originally posted by ark13
Because he's not chatting with you.