04 Nov 11
Originally posted by shortcircuitAn Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
then they had to learn about brakes for the wheelbarrows.
Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.
Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.
That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
Well, dear, what exactly did he say? He said the reflector is broken.
I can fix that in two minutes. What else?
I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...
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05 Nov 11
Originally posted by ChessPraxisAmish/Wheelbarrow = Duh!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.
Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.
That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein ...[text shortened]... minutes. What else?
I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...
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08 Nov 11
Originally posted by shortcircuitYa right. Your wheelbarrow won't start and you have to have it taken to "The shop" to have a computer diagnostic done on it to tell you that it's in need of some assistance. They assist it, after they reset the computer. With the "oldy" wheelbarrow you fire a shot of ether into the carb and "Bob (not Grampy Booby)'s your uncle.
Oh, you mean one of the older models.
The modern wheelbarrow with the onboard computer is the only way to go.