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Originally posted by billyray
If the Wheelbarrow rolls off of the cliff did it ever exist?
If the wheelbarrow lands on billyray, was he ever really alive?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
If the wheelbarrow lands on billyray, was he ever really alive?
What does a wheelbarrow think the meaning of life is?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
What does a wheelbarrow think the meaning of life is?
Rollin', rollin', rollin' wheelbarrow keep on rollin' !!!!!!!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Rollin', rollin', rollin' wheelbarrow keep on rollin' !!!!!!!
The wheels on a wheelbarrow go round and round, round and round, round and round oh the wheels..............

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The wheels on a wheelbarrow go round and round, round and round, round and round oh the wheels..............
Except for pre-historic man's wheelbarrow, which had square wheels.

They went thump, thump, thump, thump.....

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Except for pre-historic man's wheelbarrow, which had square wheels.

They went thump, thump, thump, thump.....
only an issue till the edges wore off

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
only an issue till the edges wore off
then they had to learn about brakes for the wheelbarrows.


Originally posted by shortcircuit
then they had to learn about brakes for the wheelbarrows.
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.

Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.

That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

Well, dear, what exactly did he say? He said the reflector is broken.

I can fix that in two minutes. What else?

I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.

Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.

That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein ...[text shortened]... minutes. What else?

I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...
Amish/Wheelbarrow = Duh!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Amish/Wheelbarrow = Duh!
I didn't think that the Amish used modern technology.


Originally posted by coquette
I didn't think that the Amish used modern technology.
They don't, according to their web site.

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Originally posted by coquette
I didn't think that the Amish used modern technology.
I wasn't referring to the computerized wheelbarrow.😠

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I wasn't referring to the computerized wheelbarrow.😠
Oh, you mean one of the older models.

The modern wheelbarrow with the onboard computer is the only way to go.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Oh, you mean one of the older models.

The modern wheelbarrow with the onboard computer is the only way to go.
Ya right. Your wheelbarrow won't start and you have to have it taken to "The shop" to have a computer diagnostic done on it to tell you that it's in need of some assistance. They assist it, after they reset the computer. With the "oldy" wheelbarrow you fire a shot of ether into the carb and "Bob (not Grampy Booby)'s your uncle.

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the virtual wheelbarrow to carry the virtual mounds of crap

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