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The White Rabbit Comes to Vegas.

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Any of you **** weasels read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? The reason I ask, is that I think I've stubbled across a vein of the American Dream in Florida. I'm torn though.... Perhaps I should have posted this in the Spirituality Forum as it truly reflects the struggle of Christians against the unwashed heathens.


Raoul Duke: Well? What are your plans?

huckleberryhound: Plans?

Raoul Duke: The child in the bedroom.

huckleberryhound: Oh, Lucy. I met her on the plane. Yeah, she's a religious freak. I gave her a cap before I realized... Jesus, she's never even had a drink before.

Raoul Duke: Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her *** at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang **** her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man; she'll hold her own.

huckleberryhound: Jesus Christ. I knew you were a sick bastard but I never expected to hear you actually say that kind of stuff, you filthy bastard.

Raoul Duke: Straight economics. This girl is a God-send. ****, she can make us a grand a day.

huckleberryhound: That's ugly, man. Stop talking like that.

Raoul Duke: I figure she can do about four at a time. If we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three.

huckleberryhound: Hold on, man. What if I just jump you and beat the dog **** out of you? Would that make you feel better? You filthy bastard.

Raoul Duke: Alright listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.

huckleberryhound: That's so ugly, man!

Raoul Duke: ****. Truth hurts.

huckleberryhound: That's, argh! Argh! That's argh! Argh! That's argh!

Raoul Duke: Well, you'll go straight to the gas chamber for this one. And even if you manage to beat that, they'll send you back to Nevada for rape and consensual sodomy. She's got to go.

huckleberryhound: ****. It doesn't pay to help someone these days.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Any of you **** weasels read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? The reason I ask, is that I think I've stubbled across a vein of the American Dream in Florida. I'm torn though.... Perhaps I should have posted this in the Spirituality Forum as it truly reflects the struggle of Christians against the unwashed heathens.


Raoul Duke: Well? What a ...[text shortened]... nsual sodomy. She's got to go.

Dr. Gonzo: ****. It doesn't pay to help someone these days.
how much of your life did you waste writing this poop? 😕

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
how much of your life did you waste writing this poop? 😕
That 'poop' you illiterate simpleton, is the genius which was Hunter S Thompson. The simple fact that you don't appreciate it is evidence of the fact that the revolution was not televised and consequently that you weren't aware of it.

THat made me feel good, I must be a retard.

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I'll bet that made you feel good. Go ahead, let it out.........retard

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Show him the bats.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
how much of your life did you waste writing this poop? 😕
I assure you that this and other works by HST is unique and inspired American Literature. The fact, as Starrman pointed out, that you're an ignorant savage and, as a result, unable to appreciate this master work, is of no consequence.

Would you prefer all literature to be about fluffy little bunnies or perhaps stories about the further adventures Jesus and the Apostles (this would be after Jesus rose from the dead, assended to Heaven and emmigrated to South America to bring the Word of GOD to the savages). I'm thinking that 'Pop Up' books are more your speed.

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Originally posted by Weadley
Show him the bats.
We've just left bat country... which is probably for the best, bats are too good for him. I am, however, thinking of speed balling this large grapefruit into his testicles.

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the book is awesome, and it is quality American literature. how do you rate the movie?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
the book is awesome, and it is quality American literature. how do you rate the movie?
True to the book, but, I didn't like the casting of Dr. Gonzo.

HST's books and other ramblings are great work though, the movie is just a small part of that in my opinion.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
True to the book, but, I didn't like the casting of Dr. Gonzo.

HST's books and other ramblings are great work though, the movie is just a small part of that in my opinion.
You can't beat Johnny Depp though, he did a great job

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Any of you **** weasels read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? The reason I ask, is that I think I've stubbled across a vein of the American Dream in Florida. I'm torn though.... Perhaps I should have posted this in the Spirituality Forum as it truly reflects the struggle of Christians against the unwashed heathens.


Raoul Duke: Well? What a ...[text shortened]... odomy. She's got to go.

huckleberryhound: ****. It doesn't pay to help someone these days.
Gotta love HST.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Gotta love HST.
His death was tragic and unnecessary.

I've always looked at his writing as a guide to living a full life. Much of it is ill advised, but, then agin, so are most things worth doing in life.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
[b]His death was tragic and unnecessary.

I've always looked at his writing as a guide to living a full life. Much of it is ill advised, but, then agin, so are most things worth doing in life.
ok. I'll say that line another way. Is it ok if i think that the extract from your chosen book is not my cup of tea.I found it to be uninteresting, and would not put it on my coffee table (tea table ?) solely on the basis of what i have just read.
In addtition to this i would like to say that, in my opinion, the time spent writing the original thread entry could have been spent better doing something else more productive.I in no way wish to suggest by this thread entry that the writer is, has,or will be himself anything to do with the aforementioned "poop"





The pretentious self pleasuring pleb that decided to attack me with his petty name calling on the other hand. . . . . is a poop.


Thank you for your time



p.s sorry if there is any spelling mistakes, but da baad ejukashun, y kno🙂

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"Never mind, it's your turn to drive." No point in mentioning those bats, I thought, the poor bastard will see them soon enough. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all this for the trip, but once you get locked in a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

HST sorry to see him go!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
ok. I'll say that line another way. Is it ok if i think that the extract from your chosen book is not my cup of tea.I found it to be uninteresting, and would not put it on my coffee table (tea table ?) solely on the basis of what i have just read.
In addtition to this i would like to say that, in my opinion, the time spent writing the original th ...[text shortened]... for your time



p.s sorry if there is any spelling mistakes, but da baad ejukashun, y kno🙂
Sorry, this is a no poop zone and you'll need to take your poop elsewhere..... Try Spirituality.

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