30 Dec 09
Do you think the presents you got this Xmas were just due to your pretty face?
The fat man dressed in red knows your name and your address. He will come
eventually to you as soon as he needs a favor and he will harvest it on the fertile
field of your gratitude for those clothes, video games, electronic devices, toys,
chocolates, or anything you've got a few days ago.
Don't come and tell me later that you were not warned.
30 Dec 09
Originally posted by SeitseI know you are not feeling well, but ease back on the Benylin and Tequila shandies dude!
He will come eventually to you as soon as he needs a favor and he will harvest it on the fertile field of your gratitude for those clothes, video games, electronic devices, toys...
30 Dec 09
Originally posted by homedepotovDude, if a fat man showed up at my door asking for his hoes, I would
It's true. A big fat man came to my door the other day and said he wanted his hos back. As I returned each one he went "Ho!" then "Ho Ho!" then "Ho Ho Ho!" He seemed very pleased that I took good care of them.
seriously reconsider living in the Bronx and/or my relationships.
30 Dec 09
Originally posted by SeitseIf you want a good cocktail try mixing baileys and calpol (you might not be able to get it in your country, but it is a pink childrens medicine and it is so delicious that even if you are not ill it is worth taking.
Cough syrup tequila cocktails rule, dude.
Anyway, mixing those together makes the ultimate in lovely drinks.
31 Dec 09
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexPossibly it is not available here.
If you want a good cocktail try mixing baileys and calpol (you might not be able to get it in your country, but it is a pink childrens medicine and it is so delicious that even if you are not ill it is worth taking.
Anyway, mixing those together makes the ultimate in lovely drinks.
You see, it was not long ago when worshiped pagan gods and killed
polar bears to enhance our manhood during the 6 months of winter.
Civilization is slowly coming, though.
31 Dec 09
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexI'm not sure which is the most eyebrow raising; you holding a pint of baileys or you queuing to get your calpol prescription
If you want a good cocktail try mixing baileys and calpol (you might not be able to get it in your country, but it is a pink childrens medicine and it is so delicious that even if you are not ill it is worth taking.
Anyway, mixing those together makes the ultimate in lovely drinks.