There's no I in Team

I could win at spelling Bee!

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

@handyandy said
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

No need to make an ass out of you.

Ewe are what they ate.

I am a card carrying member of the AAWS (anti acronym world society). We are well noted for our appreciation of irony. However, we don't press the issue. It's just not punny.

@green-paladin said

or a U in ewe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Euwe

yer like that one kid at a birthday party that has the flu...

@wolfgang59 said
No F in sauce.

I get it.

@handyandy said
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

You're no help. Go wait in the car. And don't touch anything.

@Mudfinger
I do not.

Meet Pete, Peter repeatedly peters out.

@divegeester said
No need to make an ass out of you.

Feeling cross today?

@handyandy said
Feeling cross today?

Just confident in your soh

@coquette said
I am a card carrying member of the AAWS (anti acronym world society). We are well noted for our appreciation of irony. However, we don't press the issue. It's just not punny.

I'm an antisesquipedalianist. Maybe we have some common ground there.

@coquette said
I am a card carrying member of the AAWS (anti acronym world society).

Didn't they merge with the Anti Abbrev. Soc. ?

@indonesia-phil said
Meet Pete, Peter repeatedly peters out.

Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence.
Pete fell off.
Who was left?