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Things a woman won't tell you in an elevator...

Things a woman won't tell you in an elevator...

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1. "If you want to fart please go ahead, by all means."

2. "I don't mind the elevator is packed. Come closer, no problem."

3. "I am wearing Victoria's Secret. Want to see?"

4. "In general outline, photosynthesis is the opposite of cellular respiration, where
glucose and other compounds are oxidized to produce carbon dioxide, water, and
release chemical energy."

5. "Reading Emlasker posts make me so warm and fuzzy"

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6. do you want to go up or down

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Originally posted by stoker
6. do you want to go up or down
FAIL

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Originally posted by stoker
6. do you want to go up or down
7. both please.

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"i've been having an affair'.

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Originally posted by Seitse
1. "If you want to fart please go ahead, by all means."

2. "I don't mind the elevator is packed. Come closer, no problem."

3. "I am wearing Victoria's Secret. Want to see?"

4. "In general outline, photosynthesis is the opposite of cellular respiration, where
glucose and other compounds are oxidized to produce carbon dioxide, water, and
release chemical energy."

5. "Reading Emlasker posts make me so warm and fuzzy"
6. "God, is that smell B.O.?!."

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8. Good Lord! Who told you that tie goes with that outfit?

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
8. Good Lord! Who told you that tie goes with that outfit?
#9. Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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s has a great deal to day over the years about excrement, farting, toilet activities, etc. such a love for the anal eh siestse ? disgusting life.

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FACT: all women are lesbian

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Fact : All men are wan[][/]kers.

skeets

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Originally posted by skeeter
Fact : All men are wan[][/]kers.

skeets
Pretty much. A man who doesn't wan[][/]k would be a strange one indeed.

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