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Things Our Fathers Taught Us.


Things mine tried his level best to teach me: That if a thing is worth doing then it's worth doing well. That if you haven't anything honest and nice to say, then it's probably best to say nothing. That young boys should compete, learn teamwork and winning (scrap now and then if they must) but to always protect girls. Interested in reading about things yours taught you.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Things Our Fathers Taught Us.


Things mine tried his level best to teach me: That if a thing is worth doing then it's worth doing well. That if you haven't anything honest and nice to say, then it's probably best to say nothing. That young boys should compete, learn teamwork and winning (scrap now and then if they must) but to always protect girls. Interested in reading about things yours taught you.


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He taught me to beware of platitudes.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Things Our Fathers Taught Us.


Things mine tried his level best to teach me: That if a thing is worth doing then it's worth doing well. That if you haven't anything honest and nice to say, then it's probably best to say nothing. That young boys should compete, learn teamwork and winning (scrap now and then if they must) but to always protect girls. Interested in reading about things yours taught you.


gb[/b]
He taught me to beware of platypuses.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
He taught me to beware of platitudes.
Sure, get the word right Mr. Showoff 😞

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Things Our Fathers Taught Us.

"Do unto the other guy before he does unto you" 😉

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Things Our Fathers Taught Us.


Things mine tried his level best to teach me: That if a thing is worth doing then it's worth doing well. That if you haven't anything honest and nice to say, then it's probably best to say nothing. That young boys should compete, learn teamwork and winning (scrap now and then if they must) but to always protect girls. Interested in reading about things yours taught you.


gb[/b]
Never piss on an electric fence. 😳

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Never piss on an electric fence. 😳
NEVER stick your tongue on a iron pole in winter weather conditions.

A warm liquid is require to unstick the tongue.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
NEVER stick your tongue on a iron pole in winter weather conditions.

A warm liquid is require to unstick the tongue.
You speak from experience?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
You speak from experience?
I imagine he wouldn't be speaking all that well if he had used another method.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Things Our Fathers Taught Us.


Things mine tried his level best to teach me: That if a thing is worth doing then it's worth doing well. That if you haven't anything honest and nice to say, then it's probably best to say nothing. That young boys should compete, learn teamwork and winning (scrap now and then if they must) but to always protect girls. Interested in reading about things yours taught you.


gb[/b]
Box clever

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
He taught me to beware of platypuses.
.. the cute platypus produces one of the most excruciating venoms known ...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Things Our Fathers Taught Us.


Things mine tried his level best to teach me: That if a thing is worth doing then it's worth doing well. That if you haven't anything honest and nice to say, then it's probably best to say nothing. That young boys should compete, learn teamwork and winning (scrap now and then if they must) but to always protect girls. Interested in reading about things yours taught you.


gb[/b]
"if anyone ever says, 'Lets take this outside' break their nose on the spot... it'll save you a trip."

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Never cook bacon in the buff.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Things Our Fathers Taught Us.


Things mine tried his level best to teach me: That if a thing is worth doing then it's worth doing well. That if you haven't anything honest and nice to say, then it's probably best to say nothing. That young boys should compete, learn teamwork and winning (scrap now and then if they must) but to always protect girls. Interested in reading about things yours taught you.


gb[/b]
to get him another beer...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Things Our Fathers Taught Us.


Things mine tried his level best to teach me: That if a thing is worth doing then it's worth doing well. That if you haven't anything honest and nice to say, then it's probably best to say nothing. That young boys should compete, learn teamwork and winning (scrap now and then if they must) but to always protect girls. Interested in reading about things yours taught you.


gb[/b]
Stick up for your Dad because he stuck up for you my Father says...Absolutley no clue what it means or/and do I not wish to know what it means kidz... 😀😀😀