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Things Stees can do over the winter

Things Stees can do over the winter

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As golf is no longer an option for Stees in the colder months, what else can he do to keep himself out of trouble?

1. Indoor Morris dancing


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
As golf is no longer an option for Stees in the colder months, what else can he do to keep himself out of trouble?

1. Indoor Morris dancing
2. Curling


3. shovel snow
4. use a snow blower
5. sell snow cones


6. Cardigan knitting

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edit -> 7. become a scientist and develop the latest strain of snow resistant mosquitoes


thread deviation
there is a 9 hole golf course in illinois that the fox river runs adjacent to

i learned to successfully bounce a golf ball on the frozen river onto the fourth green (grayish/white)
where before i used to pick up my ball and asknowledge my inability to hit it over the water
my buddies always made me take three strokes


@rookie54
He can try to get through Life of Pi... 🙂


@Torunn said
@rookie54
He can try to get through Life of Pi... 🙂
more thread drift,

once upon a time, ms @hakima and i went to see the movie, "the life of pi"
she had read the book, and was fascinated by the insanities presented by seemingly normal minds

i think i was the subject of one, or more, of her studies of mental deficiencies and eccentricities

anyways, there we were at the movie theater, we got there early because the shows were selling out due to limited seating
got our popcorn, pepsicola, and junior mints
sat down and watched a most interesting story of crazy
the movie was near the end, prolly only ten-fifteen minutes left of a two hour epic, and i had to pee
real bad i had to go
i briefly thought about the unthinkable (part of the reason ms hakima studied my brain) but decided to not soil myself

i limped to the bathroom
and missed the twist at the end of the flick

and that, children, is why i embrace all the chaos the universe has to throw at me


9. Master the Conversational Last Word Sentences game


10. learn to pack the perfect snowball


11. tee up the perfect snowball and knock it 300 meters with a 3 wood


12. build a snowman using recycled human appendages
(no carrots, coal or sticks)

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13. Get some chess lessons. My tutoring is very affordable, compared to others here.


@Drewnogal said
13. Get some chess lessons. My tutoring is very affordable, compared to others here.
What he needs isn't lessons, it's something else but I don't know what. 🙂


@Torunn said
What he needs isn't lessons, it's something else but I don't know what. 🙂
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?


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