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  1. Subscribermoonbus
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    27 Oct '14 11:36
    How is that a woman can unhook her bra behind her back, but a man can't undo it even when he's looking right at it??
  2. Standard memberSeitse
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    27 Oct '14 13:51
    Originally posted by moonbus
    How is that a woman can unhook her bra behind her back, but a man can't undo it even when he's looking right at it??
    Because bras are made for men to rip 'em off with their teeth.

    Duh!
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    27 Oct '14 14:29
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Because bras are made for men to rip 'em off with their teeth.

    Duh!
    You're a dentist aren't you?
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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    27 Oct '14 16:16
    Originally posted by moonbus
    How is that a woman can unhook her bra behind her back, but a man can't undo it even when he's looking right at it??
    HA!!!
    by the time i was 16 i could unhook that thing one-handed, drunk and stoned, in the dark, with a face-full of heaving lusciousness...

    either hand...
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    27 Oct '14 16:31
    Originally posted by rookie54
    HA!!!
    by the time i was 16 i could unhook that thing one-handed, drunk and stoned, in the dark, with a face-full of heaving lusciousness...

    [b]either
    hand...[/b]
    Hmmm ambidextrous are you. That must have come in handy when you were about 12-13 eh?
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    27 Oct '14 16:37
    Originally posted by rookie54
    HA!!!
    by the time i was 16 i could unhook that thing one-handed, drunk and stoned, in the dark, with a face-full of heaving lusciousness...

    [b]either
    hand...[/b]
    If I could, I would have given you two thumbs up for this! 🙂
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    27 Oct '14 16:43
    Originally posted by lolof
    If I could, I would have given you two thumbs up for this! 🙂
    Here I'll give him the other one for you.
  8. Subscribersonhouse
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    27 Oct '14 16:47
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Hmmm ambidextrous are you. That must have come in handy when you were about 12-13 eh?
    Just think, if he had had two, er, members🙂
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    27 Oct '14 16:49
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Just think, if he had had two, er, members🙂
    He has a "club"?
  10. Standard memberhakima
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    27 Oct '14 17:36
    Originally posted by moonbus
    How is that a woman can unhook her bra behind her back, but a man can't undo it even when he's looking right at it??
    Women have been trained to unhook their own bras behind their backs, one handed with their eyes closed and their clothing on... I could tell you how it's done, but it is classified information, I have taken an oath of blood, and if I told you, I would have to...well, you know... ;-)

    We can also tie bows and knots in the back, looking over our shoulders..
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    27 Oct '14 17:37
    Originally posted by hakima
    Women have been trained to unhook their own bras behind their backs, one handed with their eyes closed and their clothing on... I could tell you how it's done, but it is classified information, I have taken an oath of blood, and if I told you, I would have to...well, you know... ;-)

    We can also tie bows and knots in the back, looking over our shoulders..
    We have been trained to do most things by ourselves...
  12. Standard memberSeitse
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    27 Oct '14 17:45
    Their god-given duty of making sandwiches while spreading
    their legs to satisfy their rightful masters have given them
    awesome abilities.
  13. Standard memberhakima
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    27 Oct '14 17:56
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Their god-given duty of making sandwiches while spreading
    their legs to satisfy their rightful masters have given them
    awesome abilities.
    Well you know what is said about the master's house...
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    27 Oct '14 18:22
    Originally posted by hakima
    Well you know what is said about the master's house...
    Enter are your own peril?
  15. Standard memberhakima
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    27 Oct '14 18:40
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Enter are your own peril?
    ...one cannot burn it down, using his fire. I brought my own.
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