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Originally posted by FMF
A: Accurate weather forecasts for specific, well-defined areas could have helped the German navy to plan its tactical operations.

Q: How would one attach a numerical value of one's degree of fame?
A: By comparing them against others in their particular "field". Like Emperor Nero would be 100, on a scale of 1-100, in the field of burning down Rome while playing the violin.

Q: Is there really a question that has no answer?


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: By comparing them against others in their particular "field". Like Emperor Nero would be 100, on a scale of 1-100, in the field of burning down Rome while playing the violin.

Q: Is there really a question that has no answer?
A: "Is this a question?" has no properly convincing answer.

Q: Why didn't buttons die out after the emergence of zippers and Velcro?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: "Is this a question?" has no properly convincing answer.

Q: Why didn't buttons die out after the emergence of zippers and Velcro?
A: Because there were so many in existence that they had to live on. They are the cockroaches of the garment industry.

Q: What does one wear to a 50th anniversary reunion...clothing from that era?


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: What does one wear to a 50th anniversary reunion...clothing from that era?
A: I'd be suspicious about a 50th anniversary reunion that hadn't arranged for matching t-shirts/sweatshirts to be made for all participants.

Q: How long does it take you to download a 1 GB file?


Originally posted by FMF
A: I'd be suspicious about a 50th anniversary reunion that hadn't arranged for matching t-shirts/sweatshirts to be made for all participants.

Q: How long does it take you to download a 1 GB file?
A: Don't know, he's never sent me one.

Q: Do I thank you for your warning?


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Do I thank you for your warning?
A: Don't you dare! (Yes, now you can.)

Q: Do British actors putting on American accents for prominent US TV and film roles do so convincingly?


Originally posted by FMF
"Is this a question?" has no properly convincing answer.
The answer "Yes" has the advantages of being obvious and true. Perhaps that's why it stymies you.



Q. If you were given the opportunity to ask one final question on your deathbed, what would that question be?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Q. If you were given the opportunity to ask one final question on your deathbed, what would that question be?

A.
What did you put in that soup I have just eaten ?


Originally posted by Suzianne
The answer "Yes" has the advantages of being obvious and true. Perhaps that's why it stymies you.
A; I think a question has got to actually be about something so "Is this a question?" falls short ~ and the answer "Yes" doesn't improve matters. 😀

Q: Why does the addition of a third wheel to a motorbike (making it a motor tricycle) make it want to lean the OTHER way when you go round a corner?

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Originally posted by FMF
A; I think a question has got to actually be about something so "Is this a question?" falls short ~ and the answer "Yes" doesn't improve matters. 😀

Q: Why does the addition of a third wheel to a motorbike (making it a motor tricycle) make it want to lean the OTHER way when you go round a corner?
A: Physics?

Q: Who's your favourite author?


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Physics?

Q: Who's your favourite author?
A: John Ralston Saul.

Q: Who's your favourite lyricist?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: John Ralston Saul.

Q: Who's your favourite lyricist?
A: Leonard Cohen...and not just cuz he's Canadian eh.

Q: How many beers would you (say a man 5'9" and 170 lbs for instance) have to have before you'd have trouble hitting a nail, with a hammer, 6 times out of 10 tries?


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Leonard Cohen...and not just cuz he's Canadian eh.

Q: How many beers would you (say a man 5'9" and 170 lbs for instance) have to have before you'd have trouble hitting a nail, with a hammer, 6 times out of 10 tries?
A: 3,300 ml

Q: Which passing fads in the past did you subscribe to, mistakenly thinking it was a sea change?

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