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Originally posted by Chakan
too soon the cows have spies everywhere....
I am suspending our Office manager to be a cow spy. He is drinking coffe with MILK constantly and has weird haircut reminding me COW horns! I should somehow determine if he is with COWS!

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Originally posted by Azeri guy
I am suspending our Office manager to be a cow spy. He is drinking coffe with MILK constantly and has weird haircut reminding me COW horns! I should somehow determine if he is with COWS!
mmm... he does sound suspect... maybe follow him see where he goes (don`t get caught!!) if you see him fraternising with several cows or such take action quickly...

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Originally posted by Chakan
mmm... he does sound suspect... maybe follow him see where he goes (don`t get caught!!) if you see him fraternising with several cows or such take action quickly...
What kind of action should I take! Offer hima cup of milk at my house and then add some vodka into milk - get him drunk and then pull off his head and hang in front of my door - so that other cows get scared and do not approach ! 😀

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Originally posted by Chakan
mmm... he does sound suspect... maybe follow him see where he goes (don`t get caught!!) if you see him fraternising with several cows or such take action quickly...
Shoot! they're on to us!!!

We must put operation Mi`lk>ho/rn In to effect Immeditaly.

The revolution starts HERE AND NOW!!!

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Dear ANTICOWers, it is almost 6PM in our office and the office manager is about to leave - I must follow him as it was advised.. if I do not appear in the forums tomorrow know that i have been killed by enemy and start the immediate reaction!

have a nice evening/day!

Azeri.

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MY FRIENDS!

Rally to me!

for years they have slaughtered us and our Bovine companions.
For years we have submitted to their crushing dictatorship!
They have done this to us:

http://www.londonpunks.co.uk/arpictures/c53.jpg


All to gain this:
http://www.xentrik.net/freegraphics/photos/food/burger.jpg

And this:
http://www.melonbones.com/postpics/milk_can.jpg

Well my Trusted companions, IT IS TIME TO GIVE THEM THIS!!
http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/atomic%20explosion%20-%201.jpg

AND THIS:
http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Documents/explosion-semipalatinsk-moratoire.jpg

RISE UP, AND COWS WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY, EVER AGAIN!!!

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Originally posted by Azeri guy
why should I FEAR THE COW?
I think your plans are foiled already . Haven't you noticed Russ's avatar ? He's been watching you , eavsdropping on your plans , and lieing in wait to expose as many in your little bovine terrorist ring as possible before snapping the trap shut .

You walked right into it !


Yes , fear the cow indeed .

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We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

Now I can't get that song out of my head.

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This is the first I've 'herd' of a cow conspiracy. I must admit to being somewhat paniced.... what can I do. Learning how to 'Moo' probably won't help me after all the burgers I've consummed over the years.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This is the first I've 'herd' of a cow conspiracy. I must admit to being somewhat paniced.... what can I do. Learning how to 'Moo' probably won't help me after all the burgers I've consummed over the years.
It's the twice daily milkings I'm dreading .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
It's the twice daily milkings I'm dreading .
Pull the udder one!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
It's the twice daily milkings I'm dreading .
I already get milked more than twice a day.

I'm so confused! Which side am I on?

Edit:
By the way, I like what you've done to the place! Looking good.

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What's all this crap about?

Drivel fest?

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