Originally posted by catfoodtimI read the whole rat trilogy. Brilliant!
if i were ever bitten by a rat i would be on sedatives for the rest of my life. did you ever read james herbert's the rats?
you should have stuffed it and wear it around your neck as a trophy.
or nail it to your front door as a warning to other rats.
oh god, that's horrible.
why would people keep them as pets?
Originally posted by catfoodtimcatfoodtim, it is very surprising to me how you are so scared of rats because they are such soft gentle creatures. They have more personality than cats, they can be trained just as well as dogs, and you can take them anywhere! It is amazing how many of the people stare at me when I walk around in the mall with Jesus on my shoulder. Why are people so uninformed? Do you have an education or what?
on the isle of man, where i originate from, we call rats 'longtails' as it's considered bad luck to mention them by name. i think they are quite possibly the evilest creatures on the planet.
Originally posted by shavixmirBut now you have struck the rat down, it will make him more powerful than you could ever imagine...
That's tragic!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/shavixmir/blog/rat.jpg
That's a photo of the rat I masterfully murdered after an intense battle, comparable only to the duel between Vader and Obi Wan...
Originally posted by catfoodtimIf Mohammed was lost behind the sofa I would just have to call him and he would come to me.
hopscotch we have a spirituality forum for crazy talk like this. you'll be telling me next about the time Mohammed got lost down the back of the sofa for a couple of days and you had to tempt him out with some rice crispies. allah akhbar!
oh...
maybe the reason they are staring at you because you have a dirty great rat on your shoulder?
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every home needs a shavixmir tanked up on booze!
And you say my rats are "dirty great rat" but that's not true. They have baths often with dog shampoo and they smell good and clean and fresh all the time. They are not filthy at all and anyone who shares a friendship with a rat will tell you about how they are always cleaning themselves. I think you are just prejudiced based on your repressed fear that you developed as you were obviously a very weak minded child to be scared of a little rodent.
Originally posted by GENGARWhat is a two by four? Would you beat a puppy to death with a two by four? Rats are exactly like puppies only they can climb.
..i have a an electric rat killing box...paid 30 dollars for it...you put
dry dog food in the back..mr rat walks across an electric floor plate
to get it and ZAP....110 VOLTS GETS MR. RAT...i have also beaten
a rat to death with a two by four...i hate rats...
...two by fours are wooden planks...sort of like the ones they used
to build coffins in the 13th century when the rat / lice plague killed
one third of all europe...i know rats are good groomers....and i know
they are smart....so next time i will beat one to death with a bottle
of shampoo and leave their remains in the library book drop off
box if it makes you feel more comfortable...
....yes, i have been slandered and libeled....but i don't have a lawyer
so i will just have to shuffle around as the brick bats fall on me....
but as to shampoo....they used to use lava on my head in the reformatory....but i got away by hiding in a laundry cart....but little
did i know that they threw the dirty laundry bags out of the second
storey window to the truck below...OUCH...anyway...i did get away...
maybe we could have coffee this week and i could smell your hair
and give you an opinion as to whether you are wasting your money...
hey, if you send me the money you are spending on that effete shampoo i could smell your hair from 2,000 miles away and tell you
you are the pompadour d'art....