This one's easy.

A woman leaves home and makes three consecutive left turns. When
whe arrives back home two masked men are waiting for her. Who are
the men?

Gotta' be the Lone Ranger & Tonto!

Coyote

Nope The catcher and the umpire!!

Dave

You are correct Sir! She's a ball player.

I have a little bit of deductive reasoning runing around in this
head...well in the brain cells that I haven't destroyed due to a beer or
twelve..hehehe

Plus I remember this question from the game "MindTrap"...so I kinda
cheated I guess...sorry.

Dave
(who figured it out the first time he heard it to!)

Yeah! But the real answer is never as funny as the first one to pop
into my little old head!

Coyote

The men who make them do not want them.
The men who want them do not need them.
The men who need them will not know when in possession of them.
What are they?

Coffins?

You are correct Sir, very good.