Originally posted by SirLoseALotSurely if someone PM's you with a: "You pussy, you're crap" message and you answer:
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"Listen here you stepped on pile of dogshite with snot for brains and the intellectual capacity of a dead president."
You won't be banned? Just show the WHOLE thread to the moderators to prove you are only reacting to a situation.
However, the chances are you'll only provoke more verbal abuse.
In real life there is one ultimate way of answering provocative behaviour. (and this is true): Yawn.
Make it a big and very clear YAWN.
There's nothing like showing you couldn't care less to rile people up and render them speachless.
So, next time you are stopped by the police and they're on their usual: "Well, what do we think we're doing here." Speel. Just yawn at them.
Now, on the internet we don't seem to have a little smiley which is yawning and even if we did, we can't use it in a PM.
So just write: "Thanks."