Originally posted by NordlysNo, I definitely don't want any medication with a possible side-effect of seeing dale. It's so much nicer now that he's never existed.
You could also take my medication instead. On the downside, you'll have monkeys and dales flying around. But it might help against the headache.
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
Originally posted by RookRAKLionel Ritchie developed a terrible throat condition. He lost his voice and couldn't perform. He thought his career was over when his specialist said he had to have a throat operation which may go either way.
Sometimes eating ice cream gives me a headache. But I already have a headache so maybe some ice cream will cure it.
Anyway.. turned out he had an icecream every night... loves the stuff!
One night he found he'd run out.. he was too tired to go and get more so went with out. Next day guess what?
Yup his voice miraculously came back and woo hoo his career was saved.
The moral of the story?
None but it's as good a story to end the thread with as any. 😛😏
