Originally posted by RookRAKShhhhhh. First rule of excersising ghosts is don't upset the ghost. He doesn't yet realize he is a ghost and if you upset him he won't do his exercises.
I hope so - he does not seem to want to stop haunting here. But would it be the best shape of his *life*, if he's a ghost?
Originally posted by mokkoMaybe I'll join in - I'm not a ghost but I wouldn't mind shedding a few pounds. I suppose if I were a ghost I wouldn't weigh anything.
Shhhhhh. First rule of excersising ghosts is don't upset the ghost. He doesn't yet realize he is a ghost and if you upset him he won't do his exercises.
Originally posted by WildfireRight now! Drop that burger you pudgy porker and let's whip you into shape. We'll start off with a little Carmen Electra workout video and then a two mile run over to hooters. We'll get you fit in no time. the afterlife awaits you and they don't take anything less than the best.
😵 When do we start?
Originally posted by mokkoCarmen Electra...
Right now! Drop that burger you pudgy porker and let's whip you into shape. We'll start off with a little Carmen Electra workout video and then a two mile run over to hooters. We'll get you fit in no time. the afterlife awaits you and they don't take anything less than the best.
Originally posted by mokkoOnce we get to Hooters, do we get to stop for wings?
Right now! Drop that burger you pudgy porker and let's whip you into shape. We'll start off with a little Carmen Electra workout video and then a two mile run over to hooters. We'll get you fit in no time. the afterlife awaits you and they don't take anything less than the best.
Originally posted by RookRAKWhat's this we you speak of? I'm exercising a ghost here! And no he doesn't get wings. Just a cardiovascular technique. I'm hoping to get his heart rate high enough for him to realize that he doesn't actually have a heart, or any other earthly organs of the flesh. Trust me I've done this before. Either he will be exercised into the next world or be brought back to life. Hard to say this early into the endeavor.
Once we get to Hooters, do we get to stop for wings?
Originally posted by mokko*munch* Delicious! Pass me another slice of pizza please!
What's this we you speak of? I'm exercising a ghost here! And no he doesn't get wings. Just a cardiovascular technique. I'm hoping to get his heart rate high enough for him to realize that he doesn't actually have a heart, or any other earthly organs of the flesh. Trust me I've done this before. Either he will be exercised into the next world or be brought back to life. Hard to say this early into the endeavor.
Originally posted by mokkoWho is Carmen Electra, and what are hooters? 😕
Right now! Drop that burger you pudgy porker and let's whip you into shape. We'll start off with a little Carmen Electra workout video and then a two mile run over to hooters. We'll get you fit in no time. the afterlife awaits you and they don't take anything less than the best.
Originally posted by NordlysYou've never heard of Hooters? It's a resteraunt chain that caters to perverts on a large scale. Lots of big breasted women in tight little tops and short red shorts.
I really have no idea... It seems to be something which is 2 miles away from Carmen Electra.
http://hooters.com/