Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Originally posted by Wildfire
Oh, I know. You want an onion too. GO GET YOUR OWN!

I don't like biting into raw whole onions. I'd have brush my teeth for like 45 minutes to make my breath delightfully minty again.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I don't like biting into raw whole onions. I'd have brush my teeth for like 45 minutes to make my breath delightfully minty again.

Raw whole onions are healthy for you.

Originally posted by Wildfire
Raw whole onions are healthy for you.

I, however, do not care, as there are many other ways of being healthy without sacrificing a delightfully minty and pleasing to all breath.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I, however, do not care, as there are many other ways of being healthy without sacrificing a delightfully minty and pleasing to all breath.

Trust me, your breath is far from pleasing. It smells kind of like an overflowing septic tank...

Originally posted by Wildfire
Trust me, your breath is far from pleasing. It smells kind of like an overflowing septic tank...

No, that's not me, that's Wisconsin.

Originally posted by Wildfire
Raw whole onions are healthy for you.

so are apples, but a lot less stinky and they don't make you cry.

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
so are apples, but a lot less stinky and they don't make you cry.

As a youth, I used to weep at the sight of bruised fruit.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
As a youth, I used to weep at the sight of bruised fruit.

I'm sorry.

Originally posted by Wildfire
I'm sorry.

You're the one who bruised the fruit? I've been looking for you all my life! Take that! *pelts Wildfire from a sack of rotten fruit*

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You're the one who bruised the fruit? I've been looking for you all my life! Take that! *pelts Wildfire from a sack of rotten fruit*

Here Wildfire, take this!

*Gives Wildfire a sack of frozen onions*

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You're the one who bruised the fruit?

I think that misdeed was the reason why he couldn't die properly, but became a ghost.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I think that misdeed was the reason why he couldn't die properly, but became a ghost.

Hang on a second--

*forces a plastic Coke bottle with the bottom cut off into Wildfire's mouth and pours a slop of bruised, fermented berries down his gullet*

--he got off lightly.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You're the one who bruised the fruit? I've been looking for you all my life! Take that! *pelts Wildfire from a sack of rotten fruit*

OUCH! You bastard, you'll pay for that! I'll bruise even more of your fruit! Take this! *throws onion as hard as possible at Bosse's head*

Originally posted by Wildfire
OUCH! You bastard, you'll pay for that! I'll bruise even more of your fruit! Take this! *throws onion as hard as possible at Bosse's head*

You evil ghost! You deserved the punishment! How dare you harm innocent fruit? 😠

Originally posted by Wildfire
OUCH! You bastard, you'll pay for that! I'll bruise even more of your fruit! Take this! *throws onion as hard as possible at Bosse's head*

Fool! They are frozen! They cannot make me cry!