Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Originally posted by stocken
The trivial technicalities as presented by Wollie's defense lawyer.

I need a better lawyer.

Originally posted by RookRAK
We can't force people to stop talking about you, because the dead-thread has a strict anti-censorship policy.

There is however a precedent for becoming a ghost. This would mean that nobody in the dead-thread would talk about you, or be able to read anything you write. We have been haunted by 2 previous ghosts, but I cannot repeat their names, per above ex ...[text shortened]... tion.

Becoming part of the spirit realm of the dead-thread must be approved by Ms. Noodles.

Sounds like you've been smoking and popping.

Originally posted by Palynka
But I love it when you respond. Like the puppeteer loves it when he masters his craft.

Of course you do.

And I'll admit, being at the mercy of a master's controlling restraints isn't all the bothersome.

Originally posted by SJ247
Of course you do.

And I'll admit, being at the mercy of a master's controlling restraints isn't all the bothersome.

So all that whining was just you playing your part? Now there's a turn-off.

Originally posted by Palynka
So all that whining was just you playing your part? Now there's a turn-off.

Playing my part? Yes, frequently.

Originally posted by SJ247
Playing my part? Yes, frequently.

Slapper.

Originally posted by Bowmann
Slapper.

Pimp.

Originally posted by SJ247
Pimp.

Even your avatar suggests that you "go down".

Originally posted by Bowmann
Even your avatar suggests that you "go down".

In a fit of glory.

Originally posted by SJ247
In a fit of glory.

If you were to "go down" on me, you wouldn't have to travel far 😉

Originally posted by Bowmann
If you were to "go down" on me, you wouldn't have to travel far 😉

It's good to keep the throat cleared.

Originally posted by SJ247
It's good to keep the throat cleared.

Never know when you need to let out a blood curdling scream. 😉

Originally posted by SJ247
Sounds like you've been smoking and popping.

What an odd conclusion to draw, after I lucidly explained actual dead-thread history. We have actually been haunted twice, and have had one (failed) attempt at an exorcism. mokko still owes us money for that one.

Originally posted by SJ247
Sounds like you've been smoking and popping.

Pop!

Originally posted by RookRAK
What an odd conclusion to draw, after I lucidly explained actual dead-thread history. We have actually been haunted twice, and have had one (failed) attempt at an exorcism. mokko still owes us money for that one.

Take the money and run I always say. And as I recall your suppose ghost insulted my greatness and as such I left him to rot in purgatory.

The money was spent on a brand new wood chipper which Zakk so kindly helped me set up.