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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by ark13
I swing both ways; backhand and forehand...
And that's one of the things we like about you! 😀

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Originally posted by ark13
I swing both ways; backhand and forehand...
Whatever floats your boat dude. 😀

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Actually, most of the people on this site are *choke, gasp* too mature to recognise the avatar.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Whatever floats your boat dude. 😀
I don't have a boat. 🙁 That's why I play tennis.

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Originally posted by ark13
I don't have a boat. 🙁 That's why I play tennis.
You can have one of mine.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
You can have one of mine.
Arky row your boat ashore
alleluia
Arky row your boat ashore
alleluia

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Originally posted by reader1107
Arky row your boat ashore
alleluia
Arky row your boat ashore
alleluia
Yeah, maybe a sing-along will perk up the old thread 😵🙄

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Yeah, maybe a sing-along will perk up the old thread 😵🙄
Yeah,Gramps. 😀 lol I just think it's great there are other old people here besides me. 😉

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Yeah,Gramps. 😀 lol I just think it's great there are other old people here besides me. 😉
What's that sonny? You'll have to speak up, my hearing's not what it used to be.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Yeah, maybe a sing-along will perk up the old thread 😵🙄
Another ancient song my father taught us kids:

Maggie, Dear

Maggie, Dear

Maggie dear just won't go out alone,
Seems that she must have a chaperon,
When we go out, no matter where we're bound,
There's always somebody around.

cho: She brings her father, her mother,
Her sister and her brother,
Oh I never see Maggie alone,
She brings her uncles and cousins,
She's got 'em by the dozens,
I never see Maggie alone,

And if I phone her, say to her, Sweet
Where shall we meet
Supposing that we eat,
She brings her father, her mother,
Her sister and her brother,
Oh I never see Maggie alone.

She brings her father, her mother,
Her sister and her brother,
Oh I never see Maggie alone.
One night while we were out walking
And she's got tired talking,
She invited me up to her home,

I turned the lights down,
They were too bright,
Oh what a night,
When I turned on the light
She brings her father, her mother,
Her sister and her brother,
Oh I never see Maggie alone.

She brings her father, her mother,
Her sister and her brother,
Oh I never see Maggie alone.
In a canoe then we two then
Went cruising down the river
We were a long way from home.

I threw the line in
Then I gave a shout
Thought I had a trout
I pulled the line right out
There was her father, her mother,
Her sister and her brother,
Oh I never see Maggie alone.
No, I never see my Maggie alone.

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Sure is dusty in here.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Sure is dusty in here.
Kinda moldy and smelly, too. That's just the undead wandering about.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Kinda moldy and smelly, too. That's just the undead wandering about.
What day is it where you are?

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Originally posted by c99ux
What day is it where you are?
Sunday morning -- getting ready for Mass. Why? Is it already Monday there?

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