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I would probably have bumped it tonight if you didn't.

As the only sober guy on St. Paty's day, I am liable to get pretty bored.

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Originally posted by The Plumber
Please state the nature of the plumbing emergency.
A leaking gasket which I haven't managed to repair because it turned out that both the tap at the toilet and the tap for the whole flat refuse to be closed.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I would probably have bumped it tonight if you didn't.

As the only sober guy on St. Paty's day, I am liable to get pretty bored.
I am sober as well (but not a guy). But I am about to go to bed, so I won't be here to rescue threads or keep people amused (or bored).

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am sober as well (but not a guy). But I am about to go to bed, so I won't be here to rescue threads or keep people amused (or bored).
True, but considering it is 10:00 pm here and I am an half-Irish American, I'm the only one I know in person anyway.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am sober as well (but not a guy). But I am about to go to bed, so I won't be here to rescue threads or keep people amused (or bored).
Amusing, yes, but never boring. 🙂

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
True, but considering it is 10:00 pm here and I am an half-Irish American, I'm the only one I know in person anyway.
Same time here, but I'm not a guy either. I'm not sure how much longer I'll be up. I have some Irish but I'm not sure how much exactly. I can wave from the same time zone though. *Hi, Umbrage!* There.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Time for what?
Time to get unbelievably drunk for Patty's day!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A leaking gasket which I haven't managed to repair because it turned out that both the tap at the toilet and the tap for the whole flat refuse to be closed.
Depending on the types of valves you have you can try a couple things:

1 - try exercising the valves back and forth a number of times and see if that helps them to shut off better
2 - get a large wrench and crank really hard on the valve (be careful, though, that you don't break it)
3 - Perhaps if you turn them both off as far as you're able, you might be able to get them to shut off the flow sufficiently.
4 - close the valves and open all the other valves in your flat - path of lease resistance....

And now for an old plumber's trick.... (Do #4 above. Position a bucket under the opening you will create when you open the connection. Get a slice of bread handy. Open the connection, pull a wad of bread out of the middle of the slice - no crust - and make a ball out of it. Stuff the ball into the opening, temporarily blocking the flow of water. Change out your gasket. Use something sharp and small like a nail to try to break the bread up and get it out, but don't worry if you can't. Reassemble the plumbing and open the valves. Even if the water doesn't flow past the blockage right away, it will shortly - the bread will eventually break down sufficiently in the water to allow the water pressure to push the remainder through the line and out.)

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Originally posted by The Plumber
Depending on the types of valves you have you can try a couple things:

1 - try exercising the valves back and forth a number of times and see if that helps them to shut off better
2 - get a large wrench and crank really hard on the valve (be careful, though, that you don't break it)
3 - Perhaps if you turn them both off as far as you're able, you mi ...[text shortened]... in the water to allow the water pressure to push the remainder through the line and out.)
hmm ... Plumby giving actual plumbing advice. How surreal.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
hmm ... Plumby giving actual plumbing advice. How surreal.
A man of many talents....😕

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(hand shoots out from under the dirt) It's alive!!

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
(hand shoots out from under the dirt) It's alive!!
No, you still don't get it. Since it has already been dead, it cannot be alive, online "undead".

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Originally posted by RookRAK
No, you still don't get it. Since it has already been dead, it cannot be alive, online "undead".
So it was offline undead, and now it's online undead?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
So it was offline undead, and now it's online undead?
"online", "only" ... I meant to type one of those words. Somehow my fingers rarely type the words my brain intended.

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
(hand shoots out from under the dirt) It's alive!!
Dang you! 😠😉

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