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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by chris stephens
southern comfort is a whisky. irn bru and lucozade are soft drinks and bloody good hangover cures, which i know from years of experience!

irn bru is no longer sold in the U.S.A, cos the governement wanted to know what the secret ingredent was, and the compnay refused to tell them.
Southern Comfort I know all too well , it was the others I hadn't heard of .

I guess I'm one of the lucky few who doesn't get bad hangovers as a rule . I have had some bad one's , but nothing really bad since college . I never feel like throwing up the next day though . I just drink black coffee , orange juice , and get some scrabbled eggs and hash-browns in me and I'm fine .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Southern Comfort I know all too well , it was the others I hadn't heard of .

I guess I'm one of the lucky few who doesn't get bad hangovers as a rule . I have had some bad one's , but nothing really bad since college . I never feel like throwing up the next day though . I just drink black coffee , orange juice , and get some scrabbled eggs and hash-browns in me and I'm fine .
a pot noodle is good for a hangover too.

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Originally posted by chris stephens
a pot noodle is good for a hangover too.
What would one do with one of those? Rub it in to one's chest?

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Originally posted by chris stephens
a pot noodle is good for a hangover too.
Just the one noodle?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
What would one do with one of those? Rub it in to one's chest?
no eat it jim! keep the kinky fantasies to yersel!

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Originally posted by chris stephens
no eat it jim! keep the kinky fantasies to yersel!
lol...i have lucozade now but it looks like i'm going to have to go to casualty and get my hand seen to...i've only just got my piano to. Damn! 😠

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Originally posted by wucky3
lol...i have lucozade now but it looks like i'm going to have to go to casualty and get my hand seen to...i've only just got my piano to. Damn! 😠
You play the Joanna? I tinkle a bit myself?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
You play the Joanna? I tinkle a bit myself?
yes ... i got a really nice electric piano last week. don't have the room for a grand πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by wucky3
yes ... i got a really nice electric piano last week. don't have the room for a grand πŸ˜‰
My Auntie gave me her upright when my Gran moved into an Old folks home and they had to sell the house. It's an Alison. Don't know how popular they are, but it has a lovely tone.

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Hello, and good morning from across the pond. πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
You play the Joanna? I tinkle a bit myself?
Another side effect of drinking too much - tinkling .

Jo - take care of that hand ! Hope it's only sprained .

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I know what happened to you wucky! How you broke your thumb. It came to me in a dream.

Ok, after you got really drunk, you decided you should probably head back home. Upon stumbling out of the bar, you see a fire hydrant, which, in your drunken stupor, you mistake for a telephone booth. You decide that this is the perfect chance to call your mother to say hi, and dig in your pocket for some change. In your right pocket, you find a strange flat metalic object, that you don't remember having before. But this interested you so much, that all thoughts of phoning your mother (luckily) went away, and without even checking your other pocket, you stumbled on. Studying the object with drunken attentiveness, you don't notice when you turn down into a small, dead end alleyway until you run into the wall at the opposite end. This crash causes you to lose hold of the object found in your pocket, and sends it sailing into a dumpster. Not ready to give up your new found prize, you quickly dive headfirst into the dumpster in search. After a few seconds of rumaging, a metallic cold finds your fingertips, and you take hold and withdraw yourself from the dumpster. Finally ready to go back home, you turn around only to see a tall, thin, creature glowing in a spooky light. The green light filled the alleyway. It looked like aliens did in the movies. Although you're quite scared, you find yourself strangely drawn to it. So much so, that you couldn't stop walking toward it. All the while, as you get closer, it just stares at you with those black empty eyes. When you reach it, the creature takes out a bat, and clubs you over the head. And your last two thought before slipping out of conciousness were 1. "Wouldn't aliens have a better technology than a bat?", and 2. "Why can't we just agree on a pronuciation for the word tomato?" Many hours later, upon regaining conciousness you find yourself on a grassy hillside over looking a neighborhood. You start to get up, but find yourself very dizzy. But you proceed anyway. You then fall and break your thumb, and again slip out of conciousness. THE END

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Originally posted by ark13
I know what happened to you wucky! How you broke your thumb. It came to me in a dream.

Ok, after you got really drunk, you decided you should probably head back home. Upon stumbling out of the bar, you see a fire hydrant, which, in your drunken stupor, you mistake for a telephone booth. You decide that this is the perfect chance to call your mother to s ...[text shortened]... roceed anyway. You then fall and break your thumb, and again slip out of conciousness. THE END
I would believe this story if it wasn't for one thing. We don't have fire hydrants in England. πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I would believe this story if it wasn't for one thing. We don't have fire hydrants in England. πŸ˜›
And what happens if there's a fire?

The fire hydrant was really just a device to show how drunk she really was. She was so drunk, she thought she saw a fire hydrant, and mistook it for a phone booth. But it was really some unknown, and shadowy figure.

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Originally posted by wucky3
lol...i have lucozade now but it looks like i'm going to have to go to casualty and get my hand seen to...i've only just got my piano to. Damn! 😠
I hope it's not broken. But if it is, make sure you get a good doctor (preferably a hand specialist), and tell him/her that you play the piano. A slight loss of function in one finger doesn't matter that much for most people, but if you play an instrument, it can be devastating. My mother broke her little finger two years ago, and there's some music she'll probably never be able to play again. πŸ™

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