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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Hey, you just distracted me with a thread that not only existed 7 years before i got here, but was also the most tedious thread ever created.

There weren't even any cucumbers?!

Ha! You expect me to believe that? 3 (a) much?

(To no-one in particular, and to everyone, but particularly passive-aggressively to Ghost of a Duke, because he trounced me in an argument) @Crowley

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
(To no-one in particular, and to everyone, but particularly passive-aggressively to Ghost of a Duke, for no good reason) @Crowley

Surely you're not calling me a troll old chap? Not with these ears?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Surely you're not calling me a troll old chap? Not with these ears?

@Crowley
@Crowley
@Crowley

Nur-nur-Dee-nur-nur!

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
@Crowley
@Crowley
@Crowley

Nur-nur-Dee-nur-nur!

Thought only GB linked to him?

As you heroically voted for me in the writing competition, i'll forgive you. 😕

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Surely you're not calling me a troll old chap? Not with these ears?

In saying that you have proved the existence of my God, and disproved the existence of yours*.

* If you are an atheist or agnostic you have disproved your own existence.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
(To no-one in particular, and to everyone, but particularly passive-aggressively to Ghost of a Duke, because he trounced me in an argument) @Crowley

Can you remind me of the thread i trounced you in.

The Ghost trounces so many people i lose track.

Post that attempts to get the thread back on topic. Even though it's not at all discernible from what I have written, it's somehow still clear that I'm simmering with resentment.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Post that attempts to get the thread back on topic. Even though it's not at all discernible from what I have written, it's somehow still clear that I'm simmering with resentment.

The green eyed monster always envies the Ghost's cucumbers.

Discuss.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
...a dishonourable knave and completely born out of wedlock.

... rather than partially born out of wedlock!

That's like just your dad being married and not your mum!

Originally posted by wolfgang59
... rather than partially born out of wedlock!

That's like just your dad being married and not your mum!

That happens regularly I fear...

Originally posted by Ponderable
That happens regularly I fear...

Not in Essex sir, not in Essex...