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Originally posted by trevor33
they've been there for ages, one of thems called bob he doesn't talk much but his parrot hever shuts up.

have you ever asked him how he died?

Mine is named Joe. He died when a nun dropped her bible and when she bent over to pick it up, a construction worker laughed so hard that he dropped a box on a piano. The noise was so much that a car hit a telephone pole, which fell on a crane zapping the guy inside who then accidently knocked the control stick that made the load swing into a helecopter which landed on Joe's house and when a pedestrian looked, he laughed so hard that he ran in front of the ambulance which prevent Joe's rescue.

I always tell him, he's full of it.

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
have you ever asked him how he died?

Mine is named Joe. He died when a nun dropped her bible and when she bent over to pick it up, a construction worker laughed so hard that he dropped a box on a piano. The noise was so much that a car hit a telephone pole, which fell on a crane zapping the guy inside who then accidently knocked the control sti ...[text shortened]... in front of the ambulance which prevent Joe's rescue.

I always tell him, he's full of it.

Speaking of nuns and bibles...

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
have you ever asked him how he died?

Mine is named Joe. He died when a nun dropped her bible and when she bent over to pick it up, a construction worker laughed so hard that he dropped a box on a piano. The noise was so much that a car hit a telephone pole, which fell on a crane zapping the guy inside who then accidently knocked the control sti ...[text shortened]... in front of the ambulance which prevent Joe's rescue.

I always tell him, he's full of it.

He said that he fell into an empty simming pool and millions of birds flew over and craped in it, he couldn't swim so he drowned in the bird crap, he blames the parrot.