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Hey Bandy boy, Johny, and Coach...time to wag the ladies over at Scally's!

http://www.rochdale.gov.uk/images/folks-fest-waitress.jpg

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Originally posted by uzless
Hey Bandy boy, Johny, and Coach...time to wag the ladies over at Scally's!
I'm drinking "Van Pur" premium lager.

It's German lager from the night shop. It's okay. But then again, which beer isn't after 6 of them?

They're 1/2 litres.

Well... besides US beer, we all know what Monty Python said about American beer...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well... besides US beer, we all know what Monty Python said about American beer...
Buy the imported Canadian Beer?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I'm drinking "Van Pur" premium lager.

It's German lager from the night shop. It's okay. But then again, which beer isn't after 6 of them?

They're 1/2 litres.

Well... besides US beer, we all know what Monty Python said about American beer...
Shav, quit flapping your gums and join us for a pint. That's an order! 😠

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Originally posted by PBE6
Shav, quit flapping your gums and join us for a pint. That's an order! 😠
Dude... as I've just stated... I've had 6 pints (well, technically, 3 litres... give or take a sip or dripping)...

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Originally posted by uzless
Buy the imported Canadian Beer?
American beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's ffing close to water.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Dude... as I've just stated... I've had 6 pints (well, technically, 3 litres... give or take a sip or dripping)...
That's only 5 1/2 pintos. Light weight! Get metricated dudio!

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Originally posted by uzless
Hey Bandy boy, Johny, and Coach...time to wag the ladies over at Scally's!

http://www.rochdale.gov.uk/images/folks-fest-waitress.jpg
I've just watching a great documentary called Ice Road Truckers. It was all about mental dudes carrying mental loads in mental conditions in Canada. 50 ton loads supported by 3 feet of ice. Ooooooooo Scary!
Can you explain why you were looking at folk festivals, 7 miles from my house though? Are you stalking me man???

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I've just watching a great documentary called Ice Road Truckers. It was all about mental dudes carrying mental loads in mental conditions in Canada. 50 ton loads supported by 3 feet of ice. Ooooooooo Scary!
Can you explain why you were looking at folk festivals, 7 miles from my house though? Are you stalking me man???
I saw that show, terrifying conditions. What a way to make money. The episode I saw had one young Canuk get a traffic ticket for doing something like 25 Kliks on a 15 klick road, something like that. The fine was, he was kicked out of a job. Lost his ice license. He was real bummed out, first offense too. Seemed a bit harsh. But thats the real world for ya.

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I got a 12'er of Beck's light (I'm a fat arse) I plan on putting a dent in tonight😏

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I saw that show, terrifying conditions. What a way to make money. The episode I saw had one young Canuk get a traffic ticket for doing something like 25 Kliks on a 15 klick road, something like that. The fine was, he was kicked out of a job. Lost his ice license. He was real bummed out, first offense too. Seemed a bit harsh. But thats the real world for ya.
I think you are talking about supply trucks going across roads in the arctic on frozen lakes.

They have to go slow because the weight of the truck actually makes the ice sink, so just like a ship going through water, the truck will create a plow wave of water in front of it as the ice presses down from the weight of the truck. When they get close to shore, the water wave will crash on shore and actually explode the ice from underneath, ruining the road and potentially sinking the truck and closing the road for everyone else.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
American beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's ffing close to water.
Do you have to use that line every time someone starts a new thread on beer? You need some new material.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Do you have to use that line every time someone starts a new thread on beer? You need some new material.
That's ffing hilarious!

Nice.

We're drinking some Red Stripe over here.

Wish I was in Jamaica right now.