Time for another emo thread

So it's been a while. It's a tough time in life. I was sitting on a bench today with a friend from church. The last two of us from our grade still around. Everyone else that we grew up with off to college, and us, trying to figure out our lives. It was an epic, reflective moment.

I made the choice not to go to school this year, and advance my life through work experience. It hurts though when everyone else is moving away to new and exciting things. Almost like living forever, you'd get to watch everyone else go away.

Oh well. Not a very interesting post, but what is nowadays?

Originally posted by Coconut
It was an epic, reflective moment.

I have a friend that didn't go to college while the rest of us did. What saves him is the busyness of two jobs and the fact that he has a car and goes to visit people from high school all the time. Really, just try to stay in touch with your friends as much as you can.

Originally posted by Coconut
So it's been a while. It's a tough time in life. I was sitting on a bench today with a friend from church. The last two of us from our grade still around. Everyone else that we grew up with off to college, and us, trying to figure out our lives. It was an epic, reflective moment.

I made the choice not to go to school this year, and advance my life throu ...[text shortened]... t to watch everyone else go away.

Oh well. Not a very interesting post, but what is nowadays?

When I saw the title of this thread I was expecting to read something like this:

"People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
Emo Philips

Or this:

"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
Emo Philips

By way of a change from the "I vil crush you" nonsense:

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Emo Philips

Last one (honestly):

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Emo Philips

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

Emo Philips

The other day a woman came up to me and said, 'Didn't I see you on television?' I said, 'I don't know. You can't see out the other way

emo philips

I ran three miles today, Finally I said, "here lady, take your purse"

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the
leather straps.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started till I've had
that piping hot cup of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas....

Emo.

So I called up my girl's house, her dad says "she's not here"
I says, "You don't think I don't have a telescope?"

'So i was walking past my mother-in-laws house yesterday, and saw 4 thugs beating her up. Her husband came out and yelled at me to help, and I told him "there's four of them, they should be able to manage it without me" '.

Cut it out i'm trying to be sad!

EMU meat taste funny. The eggs make a fine omelet though.