Time Honored Myths

Time Honored Myths


1. Luck... One of the greatest myths ever fed to and swallowed by the human race is the notion of 'luck'. Good and bad luck may be the

categories. Lady Luck and Misfortune may be the pin-up poster children. Luck, however, is a pure figment masquerading as doctrine

worthy of belief. What matters and often governs our affairs is timing. Be remiss not to add, and good decisions from a position of strength.



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-gb

2. Humans on the Moon.

-Skeeter Wept.

Originally posted by rbmorris
2. Humans on the Moon.

-Skeeter Wept.

Not a single one of you, cowboys and cowgals are bashful or timid or tongue

tied. What in the world have you been gagging on since childhood? -gb

3. Santa Claus.... We all believed it too.... Now I forever feel cheated.....

4. Creation.... Just to generate controversy..... EVOLUTION DOES HAPPEN

Chess - the greatest game of all

Women - Caring, loving, sweet, tender & romantic.

Originally posted by Seitse
Women - Caring, loving, sweet, tender & romantic.

that we learn from our mistakes

The kebab shop.

When I was living in Crawley I heard the disgusting tale of a woman who was food poisoned after a night's drinking and eating kebab (like a night's drinking isn't gonna make you ill... anyways...).

She was taken to hospital and had her stomach pumped. And voila. Seven men's sperm were found in her stomach. Seemingly the kebab shop was suffering from severe garlic sauce abuse...

A possibility, I grant you, however unlikely...

Then I heard the exact same story in Rotterdam. And in Utrecht. And in Wakefield. And in Manchester...

So, either servings of garlic sauce are as trustworthy as fish soup in a brothel, or it's an urban mythe!!
(which it is, I once traced it on the internet).

Originally posted by shavixmir
The kebab shop.

When I was living in Crawley I heard the disgusting tale of a woman who was food poisoned after a night's drinking and eating kebab (like a night's drinking isn't gonna make you ill... anyways...).

She was taken to hospital and had her stomach pumped. And voila. Seven men's sperm were found in her stomach. Seemingly the kebab shop w ...[text shortened]... up in a brothel, or it's an urban mythe!!
(which it is, I once traced it on the internet).

The cheques in the post.

I'll do it tomorrow dear.

Yes that is 8 inches.

😛

5. The survivors are the lucky ones. DUCK AND COVERRRRR!

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Time Honored Myths


1. Luck... One of the greatest myths ever fed to and swallowed by the human race is the notion of 'luck'. Good and bad luck may be the

categories. Lady Luck and Misfortune may be the pin-up poster children. Luck, however, is a pure figment masquerading as doctrine

worthy of belief. What matters and often governs our affair ..

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Here is a good myth - the bishop is better then the knight!