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  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    21 Feb '15 23:56
    Ok, I made up my mind.

    I am the only male member of my local synagogue
    who is not trimmed. And I finally decided to go for
    it.

    Any suggestions? Flat top? Silky smooth? Military?
    So many options!
  2. wherever I am needed
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    21 Feb '15 23:57
    rusty beer top (to do the deed)
  3. Standard memberredbadger
    Suzzie says Badger
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    21 Feb '15 23:57
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Ok, I made up my mind.

    I am the only male member of my local synagogue
    who is not trimmed. And I finally decided to go for
    it.

    Any suggestions? Flat top? Silky smooth? Military?
    So many options!
    short back and sides like the 50s
  4. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    21 Feb '15 23:58
    I was thinking more of a mullet, but that's so New Jersey
    Jew I get dizzy just to think about it.
  5. Standard memberredbadger
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    22 Feb '15 00:07
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I was thinking more of a mullet, but that's so New Jersey
    Jew I get dizzy just to think about it.
    I had mine done when I was about 22 big mistake chicks dig foreskin.......no sorry the missus says foreplay Typo sorry dude
  6. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    22 Feb '15 00:10
    I'm planning to keep my foreskin in formaldehyde.

    Small jar. Use it as a pendant then.
  7. Standard memberredbadger
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    22 Feb '15 00:14
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I'm planning to keep my foreskin in formaldehyde.

    Small jar. Use it as a pendant then.
    LOL
  8. Standard membersmw6869
    Granny
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    22 Feb '15 01:51
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I'm planning to keep my foreskin in formaldehyde.

    Small jar. Use it as a pendant then.
    my husband saves his chewing gum in his foreskin.



    GRANNY.
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    22 Feb '15 01:53
    Originally posted by smw6869
    my husband saves his chewing gum in his foreskin.



    GRANNY.
    Your breathe must be quite minty, granny.
  10. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    22 Feb '15 04:51
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Ok, I made up my mind.

    I am the only male member of my local synagogue
    who is not trimmed. And I finally decided to go for
    it.

    Any suggestions? Flat top? Silky smooth? Military?
    So many options!
    How about something like Goober Pyle's hat?



    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_thlFYTjJbmQ/SfTh2OhzZkI/AAAAAAAALv4/SmrZ4_zlj90/s400/gooberautog.jpg
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    22 Feb '15 15:01
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I am the only male member of my local synagogue who is not trimmed. And I finally decided to go for it.

    Any suggestions? Flat top? Silky smooth? Military? So many options!
    Two inches from the top - if you have them!
  12. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    22 Feb '15 16:55
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    Two inches from the top - if you have them!
    Man, you're getting 75% of the flavor!
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    22 Feb '15 19:19
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Ok, I made up my mind.

    I am the only male member of my local synagogue
    who is not trimmed. And I finally decided to go for
    it.

    Any suggestions? Flat top? Silky smooth? Military?
    So many options!
    Ok so this is the "General" Forum...but this thread is highly objectionable. Russ should remove this thread immediately. It has absolutely no place on a chess website...it is in very bad taste. Seitse this is a new low for you..I thought you were a half way regular guy, before this thread..
  14. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    22 Feb '15 20:01
    Originally posted by woadman
    Ok so this is the "General" Forum...but this thread is highly objectionable. Russ should remove this thread immediately. It has absolutely no place on a chess website...it is in very bad taste. Seitse this is a new low for you..I thought you were a half way regular guy, before this thread..
    You're uncut, uh?
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    22 Feb '15 22:141 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    You're uncut, uh?
    Not the point here, brain surgeon...this is about you forcing your religious practices on the rest of us. There are many (most) members here who are not Jewish and don't want to hear about your barbaric rituals...
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