@ghost-of-a-duke saidI acknowledge your request.
To cushion the effect I have taken to wearing a lime green cardigan.
Please don't question my tactics.
@rookie54 saidYou're lucky they didn't chop it off and put it in a reliquary!
an image of jesus appeared on my big toenail (right foot) and people from all over come to pray at my feet
As for me, the other day I learned about Kappabashi Street in Japan, and pine for the day when I can afford to collect plastic food representations.
@caesar-salad saidpining for a day leads to sprucing for years
You're lucky they didn't chop it off and put it in a reliquary!
As for me, the other day I learned about Kappabashi Street in Japan, and pine for the day when I can afford to collect plastic food representations.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidSo your Granddad was the famous Kebab Duke?
Actually, my grandad owned a Kebab shop for 30 years. As a mark of respect, when he died, we buried him with all of his equipment.
I bet he's turning in his grave.
@rookie54 saidClearly on benefit (joking of course) for fear of cctv footage.
a pebble in my shoes
gave me the blues
but i do enjoy the limp
see, i carry a cane
because i'm lame
and strut my crip like a pimp
Essex girls in pink tracksuits.
