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Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
Pants for key words:


We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Many bothans died to bring us these pants.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface attack.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.

Luke... Help me remove these pants.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

Luke.....I am your pants.

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

Luke, search your pants. You know it is true.

Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

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Originally posted by genius
Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
Pants for key words:


We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Many bothans died to bring us these pants.

These pants contain th ...[text shortened]... sn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

LOL...use the forksπŸ˜‰

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superb. Thank you.πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by belgianfreak
superb. Thank you.πŸ™‚
hehe-tis good for giggles, but, alas, i cannot take full credit for it. it was created by one of my friends after we spent most of a computing period doing the same thing with film titles and band names...

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LOL! I'll never watch Star Wars in the same way again! For similar kicks, I would like to reccommed that next time you eat a fortune cookie to add the words "in bed" at the end of your fortune. πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by mikado

Hmmm, I think I'll try it with the utterances of Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld πŸ˜€

Mick
"No Outcome but pants"πŸ˜€

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This topic of conversation is inane.
Bum!!!
Hehe!

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You must've had nothing better to do.πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by CFC
You must've had nothing better to do.πŸ˜›
r u wierdos or watπŸ™„

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Originally posted by King AYG
r u wierdos or watπŸ™„
weird barely comes into it-and yes, we had nothing better to do. well, we were in computing...

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I've been using the "pants" idea when watching the latest news on the war. I bet you can imagine the personal amusement I have derived from this. πŸ˜€

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That is a sick thought - the war is a serious matter, and as a human being you should not derive any pleasure from the deaths of others.

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Originally posted by cum toker
That is a sick thought - the war is a serious matter, and as a human being you should not derive any pleasure from the deaths of others.
That's not what I meant. Besides, laughter is a tremendous alchemical transformation in a human being.