How hard is it to learn some consideration and make the trip easier on everyone? For Christ's sake people, it's not hard. Here are some guidelines.
1) When you enter the subway, don't come to a complete halt once you step both your feet into the door. Move to where there is an empty space and allow the people that are behind you to enter the subway as well. You're not the only one who needs to ride. Plus, a spot in front of the doors is not really prime real estate. If you are one that does this, please go hang yourself.
2) If you're blocking my way and you make it unnecessarily impossible for me to pass you, don't you dare give me a dirty look when I politely nudge you and say "excuse me". If you look at me that way while I had a rubber hose in my hand, I would beat you like a red-headed stepchild.
3) If the subway is completely full and you're taking up more than one seat with your disgusting feet and/or your backpack, you are nothing more than a putrid bowl of bile. Your seed should be wiped from the Earth for such blatant inconsideration.
4) If there is a pregnant lady, feeble senior citizen or handicapped person on their feet right in front of you and you are sitting comfortably while staring at them, you should also be dispatched. Get up and give them your seat,.
5) In a crowded station where everyone is trying to peacefully herd themselves into the next train, if you are reading a book while trying to walk, I swear to Christ, I will take that book and smack you in the face with it.
6) Anyone under the age 16 who uses their outdoor voice in the train should be destroyed to teach their parents a lesson in bringing up stupid kids. Swearing at the top of your lungs in your mock-rapstar voice does not make you "badass" in anyone's eyes.
7) When standing in front of the doors when the subway comes to a busy stop, do NOT stand there and let everyone find their way around your fat form. Step outside the door and let everyone pass, then make your way back in. Two steps will not hurt you and may make the difference between you being a gentleman or a bucket of dung.
8) Don't look at me! There's nothing creepier than looking up and seeing some dirtbag loser staring at you for no reason. What the hell are you looking at?
That's it for now. I hate the subway and I hate you.
Originally posted by darvlayfeel better now? 🙂
How hard is it to learn some consideration and make the trip easier on everyone? For Christ's sake people, it's not hard. Here are some guidelines.
1) When you enter the subway, don't come to a complete halt once you step both your ...[text shortened]... thing?
That's it for now. I hate the subway and I hate you.
Bravo for you,Darvlay. Here are couple of more-If you must bring your blasted bike,roller blades,skateboards,etc. with you into the subway system,do not ride them on the platforms,especially crowded ones! If you're one of those scripture-thumping religious fanatic drones,shut the hell up! The rest of us don't need to hear you preaching,or trying to convert us.
Originally posted by dannypitanyThere should also be rules regarding bathing (or the lack thereof)
Their should also be a guidline regarding the amount of perfume one wears while riding the "subway" ... I'm telling you ... That stuff can be intoxicating (& not in a good way😉 )
Danny.
Originally posted by sundown316Why am I suddenly reminded of RBHILL?
Bravo for you,Darvlay. Here are couple of more-If you must bring your blasted bike,roller blades,skateboards,etc. with you into the subway system,do not ride them on the platforms,especially crowded ones! If you're one of those scripture-thumping religious fanatic drones,shut the hell up! The rest of us don't need to hear you preaching,or trying to convert us.