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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Does anyone mind if I smoke? (Holding Bong)
Yes.

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Why did 6 fear 7?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Why did 6 fear 7?

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Because 7 peeled oranges?

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Wake up in the morning with a head like 'what ya done?'
This used to be the life but I don't need another one.
Good luck cuttin' nothin', carrying on, you wear them gowns.
So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down?

So I play along when I hear that favourite song
I'm gonna be the one who gets it right.
You better know when you're swingin' round the room
Look's like magic's solely yours tonight

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

Cities come and cities go just like the old empires
When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile.
You got so many colours make a blind man so confused.
Then why can't I keep up when you're the only thing I lose?

So I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend
And I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine.
Just please understand, when I see you clap your hands
If you stick around I'm sure that you'll be fine.

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

You can't make me dance around
But your two-step makes my chest pound.
Just lay me down as you blow it away into the shimmer light.

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Because 7 peeled oranges?
Golden Oranges.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Golden Oranges.
Kaboooom!

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As freakin' usual at a party, I passed out just when the babe was comming on to me, and the bad guy showed up. It's hell to be old. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
As freakin' usual at a party, I passed out just when the babe was comming on to me, and the bad guy showed up. It's hell to be old. 😞
You're still young enough that a babe was coming on to you! Smile!

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Originally posted by reader1107
You're still young enough that a babe was coming on to you! Smile!
Maybe the babe was 90 years old.

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Originally posted by reader1107
You're still young enough that a babe was coming on to you! Smile!
😏

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Maybe the babe was 90 years old.
😞